I am a robot in disguise.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:34, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

TRANSFORMERS!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:39, Reply)

You don't even know what you're saying.

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I so do.
It's er, "What ho, I agree old bean."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That sounds more like you.

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Top hole!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Transformers 2:
Not only is it rubbish, it's also incredibly long.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Alright DiT?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Alright, Boss Keloid?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Not bad thanks
Got wine and shouting at politicians on tele. On phone to the maternal unit. She thinks I'm listening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Tell her hi from me.
The bruising usually goes down in 2-3 weeks.

I think Nick Clegg is acquitting himself very well.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

She ain't complaining
He is actually. But once he's off screen for two seconds I forget what he looks like.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:55, Reply)

You are Megatron AICMFP

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Fuck off, I am PRIME.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

So long as you're not the LOLWAKI robot who was in the 2nd one
who voiced him?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I dunno, some cunt probably.
EDIT: His name is Tom Kenny.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

BUT WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Must know
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

You mean the twins?
Wheelie and Skids.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

No, the cunt in the desert

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Jesus

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Hahahahahahha
Oh wait, he's not in the cast list. An oversight perhaps?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Jesus is everywhere, Becky.
EVERYWHERE.
( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

*Especially* in a Michael Bay film.
*Jesus throws a grenade*

"Things are about to get Holy."

He lights a cigarette and walks away with a huge explosion in the background. He doesn't look back.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

That was Jetfire.
Voiced by Mark Ryan.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Hmm...I thought he was someone else. Thanks BFF

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

and apparantly
Noel Fielding's Girlfriend AICMFP
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

FUCKING NOEL FIELDING CUNT.
Unfunny, boss eyed, shitty cunt.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:39, Reply)

It's okay
I didn't say you were Noel Fielding. Just his girlfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Hey! Damn youse, I have *some* taste, you know.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

He knows.
He just likes being dramatic.
( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

O ALAS AND ALACK!
HOWL YE WINDS! BARK YE DOGS! RUN AROUND AND FALL OVER A BIT IN YOUR NIGHTIES, FAIR MAIDENS!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

He just likes being dramaticholding his cock and balls between his legs to look like a chick
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I like this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

"Look at me, I'm a LADY!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

+boy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

"+boy"? Is that a euphemism for a strap-on?
And is it a PRETTY strap-on?
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 6:48, Reply)

question re: disguise...
How could we tell on here? After all, if you're a bot, why bother getting-up into all that gear, when you can kick back in yer robot drawers/pipe-cleaner thong, no bra, and let 'er all hang out, and no one's the wiser!
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 6:54, Reply)