Well if you know of a better way to stuff mice up your arse
i'd like* to hear it


*please keep it to yourself
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LoL. (really, people looked up).
When I read it, all I could think of was a tampon applicator for real mice. I presumed that the vaseline was to help in getting them back out. I'm sick.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Well, what you do, is get a tube, something like a toilet tube, or even better, a kitchen roll tube.
And you crinkle that up along it's circumfronce, and over a month, expand out the crinkles until you can get it big enough to fit a rat (or any small rodent, I'm not going to force the issue on this one) through it. You then lay down with your bum and legs in the air, and drop the rodent into the hole. You can then remove the tube and it'll stay inside. Sometimes getting them out is a problem, because the tickling of the colon makes your arse tighten up, but eventually your solid waste will push it through within a day or two. If, after a few days, it hasn't come out, you can take a laxative to help push things along. Make sure though that you use a 'pushing' type rather than 'softening' type, because if you do that, it won't make much of a differance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I would think a rat would be a bit fucking big

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yeah', sure, you'd have to work your way up to it.
I'm at about cat level at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Going for the badger level?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

also,
how come the rodent doesn't bite the hell out of your insides?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That's part of the charm of the whole thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

w
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

that's so not charming
as someone who has been bitten by rats, gerbils and hamsters (no, not up there) it's nowhere near the pleasure/pain threshold of pain, it's just pain. And usually lots of bleeding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)