Could this guy be a B3tan?
Vaseline covered mice?

WTF!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:15, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well if you know of a better way to stuff mice up your arse
i'd like* to hear it


*please keep it to yourself
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

LoL. (really, people looked up).
When I read it, all I could think of was a tampon applicator for real mice. I presumed that the vaseline was to help in getting them back out. I'm sick.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Well, what you do, is get a tube, something like a toilet tube, or even better, a kitchen roll tube.
And you crinkle that up along it's circumfronce, and over a month, expand out the crinkles until you can get it big enough to fit a rat (or any small rodent, I'm not going to force the issue on this one) through it. You then lay down with your bum and legs in the air, and drop the rodent into the hole. You can then remove the tube and it'll stay inside. Sometimes getting them out is a problem, because the tickling of the colon makes your arse tighten up, but eventually your solid waste will push it through within a day or two. If, after a few days, it hasn't come out, you can take a laxative to help push things along. Make sure though that you use a 'pushing' type rather than 'softening' type, because if you do that, it won't make much of a differance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I would think a rat would be a bit fucking big

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yeah', sure, you'd have to work your way up to it.
I'm at about cat level at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Going for the badger level?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

also,
how come the rodent doesn't bite the hell out of your insides?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That's part of the charm of the whole thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

w
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

that's so not charming
as someone who has been bitten by rats, gerbils and hamsters (no, not up there) it's nowhere near the pleasure/pain threshold of pain, it's just pain. And usually lots of bleeding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Some people are disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Exactly. How low can they get?
Edit: I've managed a Corgi.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

When I introduced my two gerbils to each other
I had to smother them in baby oil so they wouldn't have a scent and instinctively start fighting. Also works with yoghurt apparently but I didn't have any.

You strikethroughers will have a field day with that no doubt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I had to smother them in baby oil so they wouldn't have a scent and instinctively start fighting. Also works with yoghurt apparently but I didn't have any.

I stuff rodents up my arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that was less subtle than I was expecting.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

meh, post lunch lull

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

that it
subtle painful
expecting hoping
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

that was better
at least you put some effort in
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

At last - a solution to the yoghurt fueds in my fridge.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I like what you've done here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

fueds feuds.

*snigger.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Bollux! - and I was so pleased I got 'yohgurt' right.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

LoL. That's twice today.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I'd like to stuff these people into a whales anus, see how they like it.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I bet the whale freaking loves it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

How do you circumcise a whale?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

do tell

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Carefully.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Send down four skin divers.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yay!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Is the suggestion that the mice were tied into a bundle.
A sort of wriggly, furry fleshlight?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Wow!
*Rushes off to pet shop.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That fleshlight statement reminded me of a, probably bullshit tale
about a bunch of bestialists who would put baby oil into the mouth of a gerbil, presumably pull its teeth out, or wait till it had succumbed to the oil, then fuck it like a hairy fleshlight.

Seemed like a bit of a palaver to me, after all, a Pringles tube stuffed with warm mince does the trick nicely.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)