You wish.
Truely, I'd like long enough to walk around the coast of mainland UK during a summer, staying in quaint B&Bs, camping and cooking fresh sea fish on fires on the beach.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that sounds pretty good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Steady pace, mind.
Eight or ten miles a day along cliffs and beaches. It'd be fucking hard work but so worth it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Will you play the sad walking away music from the Incredible Hulk as you leave each place?
Please?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm going to have to make a list.
I've already got The Littlest Hobo theme queued up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Bruckner's the boyo for that !
Striding along the clifftops, salt wind in your nostrils.
Four pints in your bladder.
*sighs*
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

b m
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Is it the same as the TV show but played on the pink oboe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

It brings new meaning to 'dogging'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Wrong thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

You're on form today, sir.
from the little I've seen anyway. Damned work keeping away from the internet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Damned, damned work...
Good weekend? Mine was a touch 'meh'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Not bad, ta.
Went to see a local band on Saturday but unfortunately I didn't enjoy it as much as I normally would as my eyes were giving me gip and it made me terribly grumpy.

Yesterday was very 'meh' though as the missus wasn't too chipper and it was pissing with rain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Unlucky - we had glorious sunshine throughout.
So what did I do? Spent yesterday afternoon smoking hashish in a darkened room watching a documentary on Helen of Troy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah - can I come too?
We could pretend to be tramps and everything.

I once met Bill Bryson when he was doing a Cornish Coast Path walk for a book he planned. He'd done about three quarters of the path when we met. Don't remember the book coming out though.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Sure, why not.
I did eight miles of the North coast path from Crackington to Boscastle - it was complete heaven.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

ton one off
Bos Roy

You sick cunt. Have you no respect for the dead?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I think that's the best strikethrough ever

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Why, thank you.
It's not half bad, is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)