I could team up with my midget-and-freak obsessed brother
This has massive potential.


*makes appointment to see New Business Manager at bank*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mongs R Us.
The idea has potential. I think doing away with Bedlam, and travelling freak shows, destroyed the British Empire.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:11, Reply)

And dwarf throwing.
Apparently this is not pc.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

If they misbehave
You can just put them on a high shelf.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

My brother has a newspaper clipping
of a guy who was deprived of his living by this noble sport being banned. It was an impassioned plea for common sense: effectively 'if I want to be thrown around pubs for money, why can't I'.

Personally I think CGI will ulitmately put 'de little peeple' out of work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)

The world has gone mad.
*shakes head*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Well, if you're providing 'employment' to those in need of 'special care'
You can play the Equal Opportunities Card.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

If you're angling for the PR job, it's yours.
I like the way you're handling the potential negative spin that nay-sayers and the 'PC brigade' might try to put on what is clearly a purely altruistic venture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

My mate's cousin is a dwarf, he's always described her as a perfect blow job machine.
Someone commented if she got a flat top hair cut, you could skin up on her head at the same time. This is one of the best ideas EVER.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I like your mate.
I like him a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

The man speaks a lot of sense
After all, you can't skin up on a Dyson...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I tried once.
The Rizlas fell off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)