I dare you
My friend W has been losing to me quite a lot lately at dare poker. He has chosen to amalgamate all his outstanding dares into one massive dare, which I have now devised.

He's a 6'+ rugby player, so he has no trouble pulling. The very next time he does so and ends up in someone's room with sex clearly on the cards, he has to insist that he wants to put some music on. He must then play the song below on full volume. After doing so, he's free to do whatever he wants, except explain the dare.

Song (VERY NSFW)

Question - Too harsh?


P.S. He did fail to turn up to my 20th birthday pub crawl with no explanation, so it's also partly in revenge for that.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a shit dare because you have no way of actually telling if he's done that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

trudat
plus she might think it's funny, or not really listen to the lyrics. It would have to really really put her off for her to leave, I don't think I would walk out on a 6' rugby player, unless he played that fucking chirpy chirpy cheep cheep song.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

If she doesn't run a mile
he should marry her
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Pfft! boys!
*rolls eyes*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

DARE poker?!
What's next, a game of kiss-chase?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Most amusing
Try it before you knock it. It can be funny as hell.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)