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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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just a big mistake
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8630592.stm


Ouch
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:38, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
At least he didn't get the sack.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
You're a right nut.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I don't know
it's a pretty massive cock-up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:44, Reply)
penis

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I bet the patient
was a little testy afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I show vas
deferens to all these puns
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)
There must be a new wrinkle somewhere.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)
He still has a perfect left testicle.
"I have nothing against the patient's left testicle" said surgeon Dr Sulieman Al Hourani, "unfortunately, neither has he".

Peter Cook did it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)
that's insane.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
That story
actually makes me shudder. Proper, wincey, spastic handed, vinegar stroke type EEEEEEEEeeeeeurgh..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I might get "Do not remove without adult supervision" tattooed on my nutsack.
Just in case.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I like the idea of
Warning - contains nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Quickest way to lose a stone.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)
And he injected himself by mistake?
Hi Doctor Nick!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)
What a balls up.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)
A friend of mine has three testicles
This isn't a joke, he really has
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Do you just have his word for it?
Or has he shown them to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Didn't J.P.Donleavy write a book wuth a tritesticular hero?
- but it sounds like a lot of bollocks to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Search me.
I've only got two.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Excuse me?
Are you trying to RAISE the tone?!

GET OUT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I've seen them. One nutsack, three balls
He also has the highest sex drive of any human being on the planet. Whether the two facts are related, I don't know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Well, its where you generate testosterone
So I would say yes, and does he hire the third one out?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)
No, he needs it
If he didn't have such a high sex drive there'd be a lot of disappointed women in Norwich

According to him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)
like some kind of party clown?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Yeah, why not?
he could juggle them, catch them in his mouth, swallow, and make them appear back where they belong.

Entertaining and informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Is he
Russian?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Some bollockoff joke coming?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Ivor Knackeroff, I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)
He's taking his time.
*taps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)
No, he's from Bradford
Which may or may not explain everything

There is no pun in this thread's future

Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Close
Hoodjur Nikabolokov
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Didn't see that coming.(fnar, fnar)

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Well worth the small pause.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)
It's Yehudi Robabolokov

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Nah. English.
Luke Ferris-Utheran
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Could he be said to have...
..."dropped a bollock"?

Ah, my coat? How kind.
(JohntheDane, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:27, Reply)
That's pretty damn fast work to do if she literally just turned her back. I wonder if he trained as a large animal vet first.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

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