BOOOOOBS!
I was just wandering back to the office after lunch when a man leaned out of a white van (of course) and shouted at me ‘hey you in the blue coat, you’ve got beautiful eyes’, when I laughed and carried on walking he then shouted ‘and a lovely smile, what a great smile’… that was a slightly different approach to the usual ‘Oi love, tits, er… you’ve got tits! Love, ‘ere, tits’. So my question is this - What has surprised you recently?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:45, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Another example of BROKEN BRITAIN RIGHT THERE!
I know someone with boobs who has a pilot on channel 4 on friday, you should all watch it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Really?
Just her boobs or the rest of her too?

What's it called?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

See below, she's lovely and very funny in real life
not sure what the show is going to be like though but I hope it's good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

here
www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111539408877180
watch this, lets face it none of you are going out on a friday night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I am out on Friday night actually :-P
but I'll Sky+ it because I'm nice! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Whoop, I hope she gets a series and then I can name drop her all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Vipros just admitted to being ordinary in the thread below.
Sort of.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Oooooh really
*goes and looks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Just under this bit
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post703798
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I think it was where I said I was not rich enough to be able to not care about the common man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Oh isn't that just lovely.
he wouldn't have dared say the tits thing to a classy looker like you.
You look like a Felicity Kendal kinda girl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Alright Gary?
*nods*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Guv
*wipes nose*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

This should be a meme.
It makes me smile every time you do it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Me too!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I do grin like a loon, I have to say.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'm smiling again.
Stop it!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Awwww thanks!
Its probably because I was wearing a coat so he couldn't see my tits, that must have confused him into looking elsewhere for things to shout about!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

/talk are always banging on about her
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Felicity+Kendal+
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

So were the Young Ones

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

that's because she is hawt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Innit
I knew another girl who reminded me of her once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

did you hit that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Nah but my mate did
and he didn't even know who Felicity Kendal was.
Then he dumped her for some minger.
Idiot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

what a twat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I've heard that about her
although she was more famous for her bum
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

He would have only wanted to see a hint of your boobs
over the bib of your dungarees, as you wiped soot off your nose.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I bloody love
The Good Life! When I was a kid I always wanted to be Felicity Kendal!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

There's another dream realised right here!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Bazing!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Oi, love, get your personailtys out !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

a guy asked for my number last night but hasn't called or sent a text
oh wait...that's not surprising
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Booooo!
He's probably a shirter!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm not really bothered with it
I didn't want to give him my number really but the bff is all 'give him a chance'
blah
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've never understood those guys that wolf whistle girls when looking at them from behind.
They may be right munters when they turn round.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Ha Ha - Kronenbourgs.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I don't get it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

1664 - 16 from the back, 64 when they turn around.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Why are you perving on 16 year olds?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

yeah but when their head is between their ankles you don't have to look at their face while you're pounding away

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

"Don't look at the grill when you're putting a bun in the oven."

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm just pictureing that now.
And I reckon I'd be to tempted to push her over 'accidently'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Oh, wait, I meant, I pictured them standing up with their head between their ankles, like 'touch your ankles' type thing they do when warming up for PE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

hahaha that's fucked up

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's the thrill of the unknown
innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Haha that happened to me a few weeks ago
I'm not saying I'm a munter but I reckon, being a YTS-looking little thing himself, he was expecting something a little younger to emerge out of the other side of my short dress and boots combo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Tranny!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Shit, Guv
Don't tell the lads right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

*taps nose*
Leave it with me, Gaz.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Why do I feel very nervous...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Couple of pints of fizzy down the pub tonight
And not a word more. Promise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Oh
Cheers then, Guv.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

that was me, but I actually said 'pies' which means breasts.
and great piles after
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Nice!
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Ooo! I remember getting a wolf whistle once.
It was about 14 years ago. It was a very hot summer and I was wearing a short summer dress. I was thin and had a cracking pair of legs then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"Phweep Pwhooo!*
There you go. A virtual wolf whistle. Just for you. No-one else heard so I'm safe.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Hooray! two wolf whistles.
I must be a babe.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

*Restrains self.*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I've been surprised
at how NICK CLEGG really understands that the people of Britain are READY for CHANGE. I don't know - somehow he's just...different from all the rest. He really is. I believe this.

I bet his dad's a black belt in karate, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

We're READY for a FAIRER Britain and FAIRER politics
rhubarb, rhubarb, munch, munch.

Engaging voters means spouting the same crap as everyone else. Trufax.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

FAIRER for BRITAIN.
REAL CHANGE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I was pleasantly surprised to see AAPL stocks
shoot up this morning, so sold some for some extra $$
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)