Don't get me all wound up.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Does that sound like something I would do?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Winding up sex crazed old women is just what you would do.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:04, Reply)

You're not old
but otherwise, yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Haha!
I have 'The men who stare at goats' on DVD to watch at the weekend with Jeff in it.

I can't wait. *drools*
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You do realise you can get... actual porn, right?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Not with Jeff in it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Squint

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Don't you mean squirt.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:18, Reply)

No, YOU mean squirt
I would never engage in such dirty filth-talk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:20, Reply)

there's probably Jeff lookalike porn out there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Linky please.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I wouldn't know I'm afraid
Jeff does nothing for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)

*gasps*
am backing away slowly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I don't mind.
Less competition for me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)

are you sure you want to tell us that?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:42, Reply)

50 isn't old dear
*pats shoulder*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Will you be my carer?
I think you'll look after me well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Dangerous words to use round these 'ere parts
after wellgroomedwookiee's use of the term "mong-wrangler" was met with universal approval
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I'm not a mong but if anyone wants to wrangle with me then they are very welcome.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:12, Reply)

ANYone?
Even Chompy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I very much doubt that Chompy would touch me with yours.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I very much doubt Chompy could handle mine
or you, for that matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I can't believe I'm about to ask this
would you rather have Chompy handle you, or mine?

Please say you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:33, Reply)

You of course.
I think you're more of a laugh.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's very sweet
but technically the question was who you'd rather Chompy handle... you, or "mine". Basically I was asking whether you'd rather shag Chompy or watch him wank me off.

I prefer your current answer though, so we'll stick with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I'm liking your answer
in the hope it will remain on the popular page for some time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)

If it ends up on the popular page
Chompy will assuredly start a thread about how I'm a vainglorious prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Since he's going to do that anyway
you might as well point out that in this theoretical universe he's chosen to wank you off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Technically Blousie chose for him to wank me off
I think he'd be even more insulted at the suggestion that he does what he's told by BGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Ah well I do like gay porn.
I'm tempted.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)

best of all the porn

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I disagree

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, Reply)

well you're neither gay nor a woman
so I can't imagine gay porn would do much for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Look, this is making my eyes hurt, I'm picking this up down the bottom (hee hee)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6782318

I wasn't old enough to buy booze then, but I am now, so I reckon we'll have a good time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:13, Reply)

You betcha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Getting your caree (I'm sure that's not a word) pissed does not make you a carer
It makes you a friend who brings booze... oh, I get it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I CARE ENOUGH TO BRING HER BOOZE
*huffs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oh well played

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Paint thinner?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I want someone to bring me booze
I am in dire need
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I'm at a loose end
Where do you live?

If the answer isn't "Norwich", I can't help

Actually, even if the answer is Norwich, I'll have a hard time selling the idea to Ms Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah
hard to explain 'I'm just popping out to take booze to an internet person' and I'm in Oxford anyway. The only alcohol I've unpacked is a bottle of Tokaji which is far too nice to simply drink
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Fair enough
"What internet person? Is she hot?"

"Dunno. I'll tell you when I get back!"

That would go down a STORM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Haha!
I think the couch forever would be your fate. Though if you'd had alcohol I'd have done a swap with the weed I don't want. Since my flight was cancelled I risked bringing it back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Am confused as to why you'd risk getting it back
if you don't want it

You can send it to me using the weed catapult that... someone and I devised a while back. It's currently based in Ireland but is entirely theoretical so can probably be moved easily and quickly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:37, Reply)

well
I don't really want to leave it at home and have my mother discover it. And I don't want to throw it away because it was a present and that's a waste. So I shall swap it for something

Edit: and if you build that theoretical catapault, I'll bash it over
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Fair enough
I'd love to build a laser-guided weed catapult, but if I build it in Oxford, somewhere close to where you live, I might as well just... ask you nicely for the weed in person. It's still a fairly inexact science, flinging a bag of weed through the air for hundreds of miles.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I doubt it's good enough
to make a trip for. But if you passed through on a journey elsewhere you could have it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I dunno
I've never been to Oxford, and I reckon you'd be a laugh to have a beer with :-) again, hard to sell to the Missus...

Hang on, you're a student... in Oxford... (sound of gears whirring) are you AT Oxford? Just so you know, if you're on the Ballroom team I'm contractually obliged to dislike you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:55, Reply)

yeah I'm at Oxford
but I don't dance, though I have a Chinese friend who is on the team. Though she might have switched to Dancesport. Not sure.

But still if you do pass on through, you're welcome to it. None of my friends are into weed at all, generally if they do anything it's coke or mephredrone (for work purposes if you can believe it)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)

See above
Then see below :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, Reply)

as an engineer and a stoner
I would gladly lend my aid to such a noble venture as building a weed catapult
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)