I've been eating a lot of Bran recently
I call it the "Shit myself thin" diet. It seems to be working.

You do realise that now you're fat you won't be able to get a job waiting table in the UK? Only thin attractive people, and polish immigrants, wait tables in the UK.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's okay, I'll cope.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

5'4" and 8.5 stone is still thin though
just not skinny!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh stop letting the truth get in the way
of calling someone fat on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You used 'truth' and 'internet'
in the same sentence there. Surely some mistake?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I actually snorted tea with laughter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

YES

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

depends on how miserable and annoyed you can look
can't get a job in the catering business here, particularly waiting tables without being a miserable fucker.

I wish the russian restaurant in exeter hadn't closed. it was staffed by stunningly beautiful angry russian girls.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'm trying to think of something smug you should have done
that would be really funny. But I can't right now. Imagine I just wrote something really funny and then laugh and click "I like this"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Best whoring ever.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Tandoori Bran?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)