My lustful thoughts towards another B3tan.
I don't want to put the fear of God into everyone on here.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:44, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can handle it, don't worry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Why not? Most of them deserve it for something or another.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Is
it me?!!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Twenty years ago it could have been : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Marvellous!
Oh, wait...20 years ago for me or for you? Because that would have made me 18, and I was totally crap back then
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I was 25 and fully ensonced in my lesbian phase.
I made a very cute lesbian but like you I was totally crap.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Ah, I see
I would just like to point out that I have improved with age...Just saying!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

As the lack of interest of men in me seems to be firmly intrenched now, I would not count yourself out.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

*rubs hands with glee*
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's not your hands you need to be rubbing ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Hands
was of course, a euphemism
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

lh
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Officesnigger

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Just last night you vaguely intimated you'd shag me! Sort of!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I tell everyone that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

And means it. Be afraid, be very afraid.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

she meant
she'd rather shag you than Pyschochomp, let's not forget the qualification in that sentence
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

pick me! pick me!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I was going to say I'm not sure I could shag someone who voted Conservative.
And then I remembered I have : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

right we're sorted then
besides I'm the nice sort of Conservative
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Zombie!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

There is no nice sort
there is the bad sort who know what they are voting for, and the stupid sort who don't realise what they are voting for.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

The only good conservative............
; )
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

That's your opinion
no more or less valid than anyone else. I don't think I'm stupid, and I certainly don't think I'm bad, and I'm fucked if I vote Labour, while Lib Dems are pretty much useless
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Your parents are Tories aren't they.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

no actually
non affiliated politically, they don't reveal who they vote for
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Not even to their daughter?
That's a fairly ridiculous situation.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

not really
we're an open family. Politics gets discussed a lot and we were encouraged to choose our own views. My mother is not eligible to vote since she now lives in Ireland, and my father despoiled his ballot paper last election I believe. If I asked either of them straight out they'd tell me, I know my father has voted for Labour at least once.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

So they do reveal who they vote for.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

what I'm saying is
neither of them has ever said 'I'm going to vote for *insert political party* because of such-and-such' or come back home and said 'I voted for so-and-so.' I'd have to ask to find out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR 'NICK CLEGG'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

God I want to sex him so hard
I'd better not watch the debate tonight. I don't think my cock will be able to cope with his manly debating prowess. He's so manly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Damn you and your excellent memory for details!
Useful for a history student, I suppose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

if only my exam paper was
'The sexual tension between BGB and Darth Foxtrot: you may include prior examples of their interaction with Vipros'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Shit! you could write a thesis on my sexual tension.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

That does sound a lot more fun than the thesis I'm supposed to be writing...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You say that in jest
One day Off Topic will be the basis for all Oxbridge English Literature exams
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I like that both of you
are carefully ignoring the Vipros mention, which after all does give the grounding to the whole thing. Two lonely souls united in rejection by Mr Beardy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Whilst I admit to thinking Vipros is awesome
He is categorically not my type. It's the beard. I am not in agreement with Lord Flashheart on this one. Stubble-rash in the insides of the thighs is no fun at all.

So I'm told
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Nice save there Darth
I am undecided whether to refer to you as Darth or Foxtrot or DF
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Foxy Knoxy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Some of my friends call me Foxy
if that helps. It can't possibly make me any more of a girl in your eyes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Foxy it is then
since everyone likes foxes and they can't grow beards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Good logic
I shall, in return, call you... AMBERL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Nice extrapolation there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ok, fair point
I shall call you... BERLAM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I just attempted to anagram my name
top three were
Ramble
Marble
Ambler
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Oh
I assumed your name was Amber L. Am furiously trying to work out what your name actually is now, and it's driving me mental. This is why I applied for Weakest Link and not Countdown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

My actual name
is not related to my username at all. I just liked the sound of Amberl
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

So now I have no idea what your real name is
AND my brain hurty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Sorry*
*lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*shakes fist*
I'll get you, Amberl. And your little dog too!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

It's the best way to cope with it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)