I've not told anyone apart from you lot about Mentalex's twins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't worry, it's safe with us.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I've POINTLESSLY BLARED OUT YOUR NEWS ABOUT MENTALEX'S TWINS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

OH NO!!!!!1111111111!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

EVERYBODY WAS FASCINATED!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'LL BET !!!!1ELEVEN!1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I feel humble and honoured to be part of such an exclusive group.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It either speaks volumes about the degree of safety, familiarity and security Monty embraces by being a part of OT
or about his mental wellbeing. But if Off Topic has provided you with a much-needed outlet, a place to vent your frustration upon sympathetic and helpful ears, then it has surely served a more worthwhile purpose than it was ever intended to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Off Topic
has provided me with a much-needed toilet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Such insight.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I think that was my best ever post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm quite happy to be called a shit. Validation y'know.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I think I agree
although any post with Jimmy Hill in is worthy of recognition
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Like some sort of online peer group therapy?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

You're a well-established B3tan, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

a well-established B3tan, old
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

they helped me realise
a self diagnose of internet aspergers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

and I have internet brain AIDS
in my cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)