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I am, due to a communication breakdown between my dear brother and me last night, in possession of two fucking huge bags of potatoes. I live on my own, and currently do not have an oven - just grill, hob, griddle pan (of course) and microwave.

What can I cook with all these bloody potatoes? By this time next week I'm going to be Irish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:12, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello all you lovely sexy people
Monty - here you go you old fruit...
www.squidoo.com/How-To-Make-Potato-Vodka
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

^ This must surely win.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Tastes quite good and sits rather well...
...If you don't mind temporary blindness and mind explosions.
(Sorry - forgot who I was talking to - of course you don't mind.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Mind explosions are very much 'my thing'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Agreed.
Tonight is absinthe night. I have put the neighbours on warning in case the traditional urge to dance naked to 'TV Eye' (including full blooded 'Iggy Screams') overcomes me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Wedges, mashed potato, mash with skin on, boiled potato,
little crunchy diced potatoes, tortilla, things you can freeze.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Crisps.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

A world record breaking bangers and mash feast.
You will need bangers.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Which should be no problem for you!
LOLOLOLOL
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I really don't get this, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

IT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE YOU SHOULD FIND IT EASY TO GET HOMOSEXUAL MEN.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Oh, a snorker/cock thing.
I thought bangers was referring to old cars...
*innocents*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I thought he meant
that because there's a great farmers' market next to my house every Saturday, I should be able to get hold of lots of nice sausages with ease.

*double innocents*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Sweet God.
The possible strike-through permutations are staggering!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

So they are.
There's also plenty of innuendo as it is ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)

It's obvious, isn't it?
Shallow-fried chips for everyone in this thread to soak up all the beer.
Or, taties boulangere:
slice the fuckers & layer them in a shallow dish with leeks/onions and lashings of black pepper. Pour over roughly quarter of a pint of chicken stock, cover with cling film then microwave for 10ish minutes. Grate some cheese over then brown it under the grill.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

That's a great-sounding recipe, cheers!
Everything I can think of seems to involve a fucking oven...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You're welcome, mate.
Taties dauphinoise can cook the same way too - just replace the stock with double cream (the cream should come up to just below the top layer of tatie slices). A few fried bacon bits tossed in would jazz it up & make a more balanced meal. Oh, and a bit of garlic too if you like.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

a i
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*snort*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Hahahahahaha :o)
I almost typed jizz as it happens...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oh my god I thought he was swapping the 'a' from 'taties'
to make 'tities dauphinoise'!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe that was his intention - I missed that!
Either works. Do you like breasts? I do.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I like breasts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmm, breasts!
Yours are looking quite norktastically spiffing today.

*awaits obvious strikethrough*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Yours are always buoyant kid ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)

'Specially when she's in the bath.
They're like armbands for chests.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Cut them into wedges
Sprinkle with chilli/herbs/garlic/any spices you fancy, then shallow fry them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I like these
But I grill or oven them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

So do I normally.
But you can fry as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

and you can go boil your 'ead mate!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You're barred.
Get outta my pub!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Said in Peggy Mitchoo accent ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I said that over the mic in our pub once when someone smashed a drink
Landlord was not happy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)