So far this morning I've banged my elbow and head.
I have a humungus bruise on my leg from knocking it although I don't remember when. So loss of memory and co-ordination so far. I wonder what else old age will bring?
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Saggy boobs, most likely. From what my mother has told me at least.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

unless you get implants - cos then you'll be perky when you're ninety.
But that'd be weird and icky, so be glad you'll go saggy eventually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

implants are a bad idea
I saw a telly programme once about a young lass (19 or so) who wanted implants as she didn't feel she was well enough endowed. Thing is, she had a cracking pair of pert tits, which admittedly were on the small side, but otherwise excellent.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

eventually a few years ago.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I was being nice :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I was being truthful : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

aha fine then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It would be a right nuisance
if you'd hit your leg on the bedpost during wild, passionate sex with Jeff over the weekend, but now have no memory of it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I'd have a sore fanny to remind me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Good point.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

fanny arse
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I heard he has a tiny penis, like a button mushroom

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I heard it's HUGE and THROBBING and PURPLE and MINE.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

and like
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Are your brains in your leg?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)