First thread of the new day, like it matters
OK, let's get the gay out of the way early. Last night's episode of Glee was the best thing Madonna's name has been attached to since "Substitute for Love" back in '99. Discuss.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:07, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never seen Glee
In fact I had to Google it last week to find out what it was all about.

But I do know that you either have to be gay or a teenage girl to enjoy it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:18, Reply)

You don't HAVE to love the cock to enjoy Glee...
...but it helps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I only love my own cock

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

f you're missing any ribs or are a keen fan of Yoga
then you're probably qualified to enjoy Glee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:32, Reply)

No, I think all my ribs are there
And Y chromosomes too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:41, Reply)

That's something we have in common then
I think I'm going to see how many people I can send that to today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I missed it.
Was it that good?
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Yeah it was awesome
Albeit even gayer than usual. The mash-up of Borderline and Open Your Heart was brilliant. I've just abandoned all hope of appearing even vaguely heterosexual at this point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Don't worry.
I always thought I would have made a very handsome and cool gay man.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

That would have been something we had in common then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:28, Reply)

We would totally rock their world.
And get lots of cock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Meh
Cock's overrated, unless it's your own. Now boobs, on the other hand, well they're just hours of fun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Agreed
Unless they're your own!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)

It's not overrated when you're not getting any.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

You can be anything you want. On here.
Morning, How are ya?

Darth - I have no idea what Glee is but I'm glad it makes you happy. Poof.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Cheers Larry
You rippling, glistening example of manliness, you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Indeed I am.
*Ripples*
*Glistens*
*goes dizzy*
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

You can glisten on command?
I was pretty glistening last night but I had to run 4 miles to get the effect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Just walking to the biscuit tin gets me in a lather.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I have this fantastic mental image of you
covered in soapy foam, eating a biscuit

OK, I say "fantastic"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Stop that right now.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Yes.
I think that's probably for the best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I think Glee
is like High School Musical, but with added gay.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Could be
I've never seen High School Musical, I'm immensely proud to say. ven the basic principle of the films it's safe to assume that Glee wouldn't have been made without it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Neither have I
I just heard that they're the same kind of thing.

At least HSM has that fit burd in it though. Vanessa something. The one whose nudey photo was leaked, so everyone* on the planet's seen her fanny now.


*at least everyone who's interested.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Peado!

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Pish!
She was at least 18.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Good morning all
Another depressing day at the office. Two hours here already. My stupid samsung has decided that if it's in low battery I'm not allowed to listen to the radio or any music.

I haven't seen Glee and I haven't listened much to Madonna.

I'm all positive today. And I think I'm coming down with a cold.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:34, Reply)

We should probably talk about sex then
Just because
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

We better don't
BF was very tired yesterday :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

You've led a sheltered life.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Have I?
I suppose it's more sheltered than some and less sheltered than others.

Until very recently all what I watched/listen was Spanish or South American. You'd be surprised the ammount of shit you can find. I'd link some, but if you can't understand the lyrics it's not so funny/embarrasing.

I'm in such a bad mood today. I hate my job (sometimes more, sometimes less) and I've been almost 1 year trying to find something else, but nothing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that.
Keep trying. Something will crop up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I hope so
We've heard of several jobs, but there is such an ammount of people for each position that it's impossible to get anything, unless I'm happy to have a big salary reduction.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I hoped it would be available on 4OD
But apparently not. I seem to have missed this series Glee-wagon. The last series was fun to watch though.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I love it when she Sue constantly takes the piss out of Will's hair.
In fact I love Sue. She makes bitter and twisted look good.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

She is consistently hilarious
and very, very occasionally, someone gets to her, and it's exquisite the way the actress (no idea what her name is, although I could have IMDb'd her in the time it's taken me to write this) lets a flicker of self-doubt cross her features just for a second
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Aha, I can help you here
Glee only crops up on 4OD after it's been on Channel 4, which I think happens at the end of the week. I'm not sure how far back into the series it goes though. Where have you seen up to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

What is it with Glee that makes it so popular?
I caught 15 seconds of it the other day, and my eyes started to bleed.

Its a waste of life. Your life.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)

It could be argued
that 15 seconds is insufficient to enjoy any given TV programme

Except The Simpsons.

Obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Stop being an old grump.
Everyone needs a bit of camp in their lives now and then.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

No they fucking don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Embrace your inner gay man.
gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I don't have one, I'm sorry.
Really, I don't. And if I did, I wouldn't embrace him, he might get the wrong idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You know, its not the gayness that makes me angry.
Its the whole thing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Why should something like Glee make you angry?
I don't get angry over programmes I don't like.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't like people who smile.
Unless there is a dead animal nearby.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Couldn't have put it better, old boy.
I think I made it to 15 seconds before bailing the fuck out, and I stand by my decision.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I really want to cleave that high pitched shirter's face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

You need to narrow it down a bit more mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

The one with the annoying face
that looks like butter wouldn't melt, but a cock would.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

No, keep going...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I have nothing but bile to contribute to this thread.

*hates*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Don't lie
You love Madonna. And the only reason you're annoyed with this thread is the suggestion that her work nosedived in the last decade. Which it did.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I only wish
a plane had nosedived into a mountain with her in it, just after 'Holiday' which I concede has a certain 80s charm. She's the epitome of the triumph of style over substance - when she ran out of rope on that one, she resorted to getting her minge out.

Pitiful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

The good thing about Madonna buying all these babies from Africa
is that they can now wear the trainers that they were making.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Hahah very true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I have to click this
That's genius. Dammit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Express Yourself is a top tune
Although I was disconcerted by the descriptions of Madonna as "smokin" and "Hall of Fame MILF" on Glee. By the straight male characters. As if Glee wasn't gay enough, they've got men professing a desire for Madonna. Who is now a man.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Express Yourself by NWA is a top tune

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

See? Common ground!
We both like 80's songs called Express Yourself. No conflict here, people. Move along.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

There is nothing right in this post
F
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

It's even left-justified!
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Absolutely, 100%, totally
AGREE.

The B&W montage of Vogue was brilliant
(JohntheDane, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

THANK YOU
yes it was. I was almost crying with laughter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

God! now I really have to catch the repeat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

For fuck's sake.
Just when I think you lot couldn't get any sadder.

Take a long hard long at yourselves.
You're wanking over 'Dawson's Creek' with shit songs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Can I have a lift out of here please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

And as if by magic.
Amorous Badger appears.

*waves in a gay manner*
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Not all of us are wanking over Glee;
I still wank over Dawsons Creek.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Glee is a disappointingly wankbank material-free zone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Why do you think Joshua Jackson
is still getting my load every Sunday morning?

Anyway, I thought Dawson's Creek had shit songs too?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Oh I dunno.
Imagine making Bambi squeal.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

You're either a fucking nonce or a furry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, but..........A human Bambi.
It just smacks of wrongness and is therefore very much to be enjoyed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

NONCE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Dawson's Creek
Just fuck already
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

+ off

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)