I can be pretty vainglorious when I dance
Which, by the above criteria, conclusively proves I'm not a shirter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't worry, because this means you're a riot in the sack.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I refer you, once again, to my absurdly hot girlfriend
which I think proves your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

She might be hot and have low expectations.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

low expectations no vagina
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Do you really think I'd date a woman with the anatomy of a Barbie doll
just because she's gorgeous, to deflect accusations of shirterism?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Ashley Cole married a woman with the voice of the Big Brother announcer
just because she was nice to look at, to deflect accusations of shirterism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Most, most salient, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Good point
We have no proof that Cheryl Cole has a vagina. Someone get the Daily Mail on the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Of course she does.
Her cunt's called Ashley, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not any more
Don't you read Heat?!

PANICKED EDIT: NOR DO I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

TOO LATE
BUMDER ALERT

ATTENTION: WE HAVE A BUMDER IN THIS THREAD. BEHOLD THE BUMDER. ALL POSTERS ARE ADVISED TO PUT THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL IN THE INTERESTS OF SAFETY AND NOT BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Um...
THREAT THREAD

yes, that's all I've got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Too bad it was ninja'ed before you had a chance to post that, really. Better luck next time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

DAMN YOUR FACE
I shall have my revenge, in an as-yet non-specific way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'll keep the cushion taped over my arse for the time being, then...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

THEY'VE SPLIT UP????
OMG!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Right on both counts
But I do get the impression that if I don't meet those expectations she'll let me know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

If he keeps gaying it up round here
he's going to be a riot, in a sack, in a fucking canal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

^TOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Is that 'threat of the day'?
If so, what a fantastic concept - I very much look forward to us all trying to get that award each day, with an increasingly-disturbing series of statements of brutally violent intent.

Top hole!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

'tis indeed
I thoroughly enjoyed your threat and feel this place has been a bit lacking in futile anger of late. Anyone who disagrees with me will be rogered forthwith with the itchy end of a marrow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

TOTD
we have a new champion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)