I have discovered a cheese
Which contains chilli.

And is called "Red Hot Dutch."

Finally, I can fill my sandwiches with a substance that brings together two of my favourite food groups and has a name that sounds like some sort of disturbing and deviant sexual practice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or a channel in the 900s
on Sky.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I can't hack chilli
I've received a sample of wasapeas from some health food store, they're concentrated evil.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I think I need to watch my intake
I adore the stuff, but I've been getting spates of dreadful acid reflux over the last week or so, which, worryingly seem to be triggered especially by chilli and/or alcohol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Wasabi peas!
God's own food.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

If God shits through the eye of a needle, I'll be the next fucking messiah...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I don't need chili for that
I have Orlistat!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

is that Alli?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Cheese, chillies and dirty sex are some of my favorite things.
It's a win win product.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I can see you and I are going to get on...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Haha!
Well I know what to stock up in my fridge for the bash.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Bogroll?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Lube.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Does that need refrigerating?
You might get a bit of a shock if you put it on cold...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I might need to if you're using a marrow.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's alright
I won't use the itchy end.

It's the "old schooling" of my arse I worry about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)