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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Too posh to push eh?
Or are there too many in the litter?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:34,
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15 years ago)
It's a choice between Caesarian or funeral.
The exit route is blocked by fibroids.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:54,
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The exit route is blocked by fibroids. I have no vagina.
I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:56,
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It's true. My vagina closed up.
I have a self-sealing mimsy.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:03,
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Sorry to hear that
I'm sure you'll be ok, just another story to tell her when she's old.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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tell her when she's old scream at her every time she displeases me: "I SUFFERED TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU!"
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:58,
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I really wish
I hadn't googled that..
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ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:30,
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