If there's one person I know in the world who's got massive balls, it's that Devil_in_Tights guy.
I heard his balls are so massive he doesn't need extra gas or pellets when he goes paintballing. Who do you know with massive balls?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:40, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Snoop Doggy Dogg
He has frequently told me that he is indeed the "Nigga with tha biggest nuts."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Rumour has it he's responsible for the manufacture and importing of Tesco's salted jumbo peanuts
so maybe that's what he's on about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Coconuts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

That's got to restrict your choice of wardrobe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

People with advanced testicular cancer.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

How was New York?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Very good thanks,
there should be a bash there.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I always imagine it to be like a cross between Friends and those scenes in Supersize Me with all the McDonalds.
Which does sound like a bash.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

There's not that many McDonalds around really,
more family run italians/mexicans and coffee shops.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Did you do all those things on your list?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I didn't eat a hod dog from a stand,
but they all looked really ropey so I'm actually glad of that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

If they're anything like the mechanically-recovered meat sticks we get here
you probably saved yourself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Meat?
Grease, gristle and crap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Mmmmm... crap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

If you like crap,
I suggest Aldi own brand hotdogs. A special kind of crap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Ears and Arseholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I read that as
'Geese, gristle and crap'. Which is actually less appetising.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I've got big balls,
She's got big balls,
And we've got big balls,
Dirty great balls,
And she's got big balls,
And he's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

We have, Crow, it's true.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls I like the best
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I don't like big balls. They scare me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I've never seen big balls
but I can imagine they're scary.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Me neither but if I did then I would whimper and run away.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Are you afraid of a "Gaviscon fireman" drenching?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

How can chuckers scare you?
Unless they're violent or something.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

They don't look right.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I guess if they're big they give you bruises on your chin?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Or between the legs.
The bridge.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I was trying to protect the lady's modesty.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Modesty?
Ha.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

: (
I haz modesty when it's required.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

1992 was the last time I believe.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

The gooch, or taint?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

alright labia majora

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Howdy Noel!
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Fucking ace thanks man.
And you? Haven't seen your parts around these... parts much recently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Been really busy with work 'n' stuff
Otherwise I'm good ta!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

They can be lethal during a session of Arabian goggles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

What's Arabian goggles?
Do I want to even know?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Cock in mouth
balls on eyes, girl then flutters her eyelids
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It lends a new meaning,
to the phrase, "I saw you coming."
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Oh, there's a name for that?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I hate this thread.
Brings back the mental image of a certain Newton's Cradle.

Mindbleach please.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)