Logically
if you're not on here, then you're not going to read your gazzes. So there's no point in sending one.

It'd be like phoning your landline when you're on holiday.

This wasn't meant to read like I'm being a cunt to you. I'm not, but I can't be bothered to put it more politely. Sorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What a massive cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

OK, I was being rude to TGB
But you didn't have to worsen it by mentioning her huge vag.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

That was too easy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Yup
This material writes itself.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
You know nothing of women's needs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Neither do most women

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I suppose I could replace "women" with "people" there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Womans needs are multitudinous and confusing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Women's needs are special.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

*belms*

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

*licks window*
Just to show solidarity with a sister.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

- who would prefer it if you showed solidarity with the window ...

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

But you leave a message on my answerphone
then when I get back from my holiday I go "aww" as opposed to "What a massive cunt"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Maybe
But if you were actually dead, then I'd have wasted my time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You should still call though.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE GHOSTS?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

This is very true
I apologise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)