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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Did you laugh so hard you choked ...
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on his cock?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:54,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Good answer
I can not think of anything to top that.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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I would have done,
If he'd had his way and I hadn't been so drunk that I insisted on going to sleep.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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When you were asleep
he totally opened your mouth and put his willy in it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:58,
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put his willy in it wanked into it.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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mouth every orifice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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He passed out in my bed, and snored like a fucking pig
So I slept in the common room. And took great pleasure in kicking him out at half seven the next day.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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You should have had a good wank and stuck your sticky fingers up his nose.
That would have driven him mental, wondering........
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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Did you at least show him your foo foo?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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No.
I didn't like him.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:09,
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Oh no, my chances of seeing your tits at donington have just taken a serious nose dive then.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:16,
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