I won QOTW once.
As a reward, all* of the QOTW laydees had to have sex with me for a week. It was brilliant.

*May have been just the one and probably doesn't count being the missus and all
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw, of course she counts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

She counts most of all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

SRSLY?!!
Can I pick out my B3ta female who has to have sex with me in advance like you did? I'm mates with that Terry Pratchett, he must be able to write me a decent QOTW entry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I don't think Terry Pratchet will remember you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

At least he doesn't have cancer, no wait...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ouch!
ooh, a bit close to the bone...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

makes you wonder
who Donkey-Gums has picked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)