Hey there QOTW. Popular hero JMG and all that.
So I hear Donkey Gums has won QOTW.
I'm assuming this means he's your new overlord, he hasn't won you in a raffle. etc..

How will you, the fourth tier of b3ta herald your newly appointed God?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:39, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I might kick a dog until it sicks up a rainbow.
In fact, I might line up twenty dogs and run along the line kicking them to form some kind of twenty rainbow-sick salute.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

The apathy is quite palpable...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I don't think I can be bothered to be apathetic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I won QOTW once.
As a reward, all* of the QOTW laydees had to have sex with me for a week. It was brilliant.

*May have been just the one and probably doesn't count being the missus and all
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Aw, of course she counts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

She counts most of all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

SRSLY?!!
Can I pick out my B3ta female who has to have sex with me in advance like you did? I'm mates with that Terry Pratchett, he must be able to write me a decent QOTW entry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I don't think Terry Pratchet will remember you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

At least he doesn't have cancer, no wait...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ouch!
ooh, a bit close to the bone...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

makes you wonder
who Donkey-Gums has picked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

4th! Woo hoo

That's my best finish eva!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

tumbleweeds....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I wasn't replying until now, see?
If I'd have stuck around, it'd be going crazy.
I'm very popular and important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Zzzzzz

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)