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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Yep, sexism was by far the worst thing about that post;
anyway she may have a massively distended clitoris.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:06,
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16 years ago)
She's quite attractive in a milfy way.
Maybe it's the power.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:08,
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You should use your best lines on her
she'll get so wet she'll cause a health and safety problem.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09,
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Have you seen the mess slugs make?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11,
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My current best line is:
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12,
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Oh man, I'm sporting a boner so hard it actually damaged the front of my desk.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:14,
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I've come to the conclusion that I'm a MILTBFW.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09,
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Mum I'd Like to Bum Fucking Weirdly?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11,
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Yeah you would
She loves it in Dunstable.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12,
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Nearly.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:15,
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Is it "from work" or "for work"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:17,
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Mum I'd like to be friends with.
So no bumming.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:19,
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