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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I miss my baybee, it's like I have a ghost cuddling my leg where the pup should be
It's making me quite sad. I'm not sure how Mums leave their babes, so cheers to Mums.

How is everyone today?
Tell me about your socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:45, 158 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
White trainer socks but with black trainers and black jeans.
A bit of a faux pax methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Black socks
Made of bamboo fibres. They are really comfy.

My day is a C-.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)
OH yerrr
I have towels made from bamboo fibers and they are LUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I haz towels too
They are jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)
me too
I have both the socks and the towels. I find that the towels are better than the socks.
(lympicita_ie, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 7:56, Reply)
OK then!
Black with green toes - the socks that is, not my feet

Day is good so far - decent coffee and not too much work = good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Mine have pale and dark blue stripes, made of cotton and are generally lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)
My socks are black.
I just had to explain what I do to the 13 year old daughter of a board member while being watched by my divisional manager and two members of the board.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

explain what I do to the 13 year old daughter of gobble off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)
She's a woman you sexist pig

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Yep, sexism was by far the worst thing about that post;
anyway she may have a massively distended clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)
She's quite attractive in a milfy way.
Maybe it's the power.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)
You should use your best lines on her
she'll get so wet she'll cause a health and safety problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Have you seen the mess slugs make?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)
My current best line is:
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Oh man, I'm sporting a boner so hard it actually damaged the front of my desk.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I've come to the conclusion that I'm a MILTBFW.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Mum I'd Like to Bum Fucking Weirdly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah you would
She loves it in Dunstable.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Nearly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Is it "from work" or "for work"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Mum I'd like to be friends with.
So no bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I think this is funnier
explain what I do to bum
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Child abuse isn't funny.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)
It is when you do it
you wear a big curly red wig, paint your face white, and stick on an amusing red nose and shoes that are far, far too big for you.

Then you squirt water from your buttonhole before sodomising them. It cracks me up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)
How does a clown make a child cry twice?
Wipe the blood off his knob with it's teddy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Today is full of little annoyances that are building up until I will undoubtedly take it out on someone undeserving
my socks, however, are awesome. They are over the knee stripey ones because I'm dancing tonight and I feel extra funky in my dancing socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Are you on your period?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
You can't ask a girl something that direct.
Ask her if she's riding the cotton pony instead; much more discreet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I'm trying to wind her up
so she has a hilarious hissy fit. I think she didn't notice though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Possibly not
Mind you, if she's anything like my missus when she's up on blocks, she'll be distracted by shiny things and make up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I don't really get PMT
I'm just angry all the time.

Although when Aunt Flo comes to town I find that stupid things make me cry, like adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Tourette's is just the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
sorry I was busy
*hisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

usy
leeding
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Actually ladies week was last week
I'm just in a mood because people have just been taking the piss too much this week. I mean in the 'taking advantage' manner, not in the 'mocking me' manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Yeah I saw you WAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh facebook status

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
And you didn't call the waaaaambulance?!
What kind of a facebook friend are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
A good one who generally doesn't hassle my other friends.
Unless I fancy them and/or I'm drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
read: boring

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Riding the Cotton Pony!
Haha! Not heard that one before!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Courtesy of DCI Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes the other week.
I did a wine snort out my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
most literary one I ever heard
was from a Classics student 'sailing the wine-dark sea'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
like in Clueless
where she refers to it as surfing the crimson wave
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I saw that film last night!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)
It's actually a really good film.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is why girls like you as a friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Don't be stupid, they don't like me at all.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I didn't expect to like it
but it was really quite nice, and Alicia Silverstone is incredibly pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)
She was a bit podgy in Batman and Robin though
And also a bit rubbish. Much like the film, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
She gets her boobs out in a film I saw,
they're a bit disapointing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
because she's really pretty
rather than sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
she sucked in Scooby Doo 2 though

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
She's my friend in real life.
And she's even prettier in real life, too. Known her since I was 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Wheyyabugger!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Meh.
I have black socks with red and white stripes. I also have a severe case of writer's block on this project appraisal, not helped by a general unfamiliarity with the scheme in question anyway.

I really wish it was Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I'm not wearing any.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Sockist!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I never used to
now I'm getting older I notice I wear them a lot more
/old blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Black tights
I miss my pup too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
That'll be black tights
on your head, on account of being Scouse and therefore undoubtedly on your way to a blag at the local post office.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
And you can just pack that in as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
It's funny because it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Ha
Scouse thievery. Classic.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Shurrup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)
POINT YOUR SHOOTER AT HIM, ROOTA!
Then threaten to cut his ma. That'll teach him.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)
*tools up*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
HAWT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
black soft socks
and I'm okay thanks. Off to see my hospitalised friend in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
What did you do to her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
rape by fire

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Ele-mental!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
similar to baptism by fire
but more traumatic
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
and internal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I did an Edward II on her

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Ha, I just got this
historylolz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Blue with white spots.
I'm 30, internet. THIRTY. As such, I am hungover today.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
haha old

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Codger!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Bummer!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Bumderist!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Hello old man
did you have a fun day yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I did thank you. I went on the all the Rollercoasters.
We saw a guy that was in S Club 7. The years have not been kind.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Shhh!
He's listening to Ian Dury.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Sorry
his earthy humour and barbed lyrics just made me drift away.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

drift away gush like an Icelandic volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I'm currently mopping up ejaculate
from my keyboard.


Using my tongue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Has the air traffic around London been locked down again?
You should really do something about that flaky bell-end skin condition you know; it causes havoc with the air intakes of jet engines,
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
He just *gets* me, y'know?
Man, I hope someone posts some deep and meaningful lyrics soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)
It's getting to CaveDuck time of night

Better start remebering your first dead dog so we can all have a cry together
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I cry because he thinks I'm a one trick pony
Nelly Furtado wrote a song which describes the way I feel perfectly,

It goes like this:


I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
I really feel nothing can hold me
I really feel no one can own me

Nobody can control me
Nobody can conform me
Nobody can disown me
Nobody can ignore me

So slow down
One-trick pony

I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
For you i will not dance
For you i will not prance

And where I was last
I'll never be at
And After that
I've already passed

So slow down
And hear this sound
One-trick pony

Yeah, you do it for a price
I can see it in your eyes
See that role was never mine
cause i don't want to stand in line
See how that one-trick story goes
If she weren't on time you'd never know
cause a one-tick pony steals the show

So back down
To the ground
And chill out

Girl, you better shape up, girl, you better shape up
Yeah, you better shape up
Yeah, just keep your chin up
No half ass...no half ass
(She's coming undone, she's coming undone)

One-trick pony
Ride ride ride


You see

*wipes away a tear*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I don't know how anyone could think that al.
Why would they say these things? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Some people are just cruel
Cruel, evil, horrifically ugly people.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Oh Hi DiT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
*Sobs uncontrolably*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
#DiT is old, DiT is old#
Man, you're getting old. Proper old.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)
You young kids! I know your dad! Get a haircut!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)
There's still enough rows in excel to fit everyday of your life in.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Token fact of the day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Welcome to the dirty 30s
We consider you a member of the 30s community.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Welcome!
I'm 30 too, and it doesn't feel so bad, eh? Just run a bit slower and nobody will notice you are out of breath.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I read that as 3D
and I was like "what? everyone's 3D"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
KITTY FIND ME A BLACK CLOCHE HAT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I'm on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
How about this?
www.etsy.com/listing/21179192/bogo-sale-womens-cloche-black-with-pink?ref=sr_list_26&ga_search_query=black+cloche+hat&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title

Or do you want it to be made of felt?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Felt or even straw/lace
The knitted ones aren't posh enough for the dress.
i'm mixing my eras because the dress is technically 60s style, but will look ok dressed up flapperish.

Failing that a nice veil will do but I can make one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
How bout this?
www.etsy.com/listing/45678377/classic-finished-brim-cloche-womens-soft?ref=sr_list_5&ga_search_query=felt+flapper+hat&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title

Is it urgent? These guys ship from America y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I have until August
or June.

I like that last one in shape, but the material is a bit casual.
You're doing bloody well here Kitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Ok I have one more and I think this one is a winner
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Scala-Hats-Black-Stone-Cloche-P123477/

EDIT: Does it have to be black? The leopard print one is cheaper haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
We might have a winner!
I may have to stuff it with paper as it's one size only and my head is the size of a rosary bead.
But it IS what I'm on about.
Reckon I could tie a big bow round it?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
OH MY GOD KITZO!!
Look at the suggestion below www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/sur-la-tete-Hats-Clara-Cloche-P125621/

and look at its NAME!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I'm confused
where am I looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I meant Clara was a suggestion below the one from this site that you suggested ^

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Ahhh
It's like a sign
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Aye, if you buy a satin ribbon you could use that to cinch it in a bit
but I've now found this and I think it surpasses all others
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Elope-Clown-Fish-Hat-for-Kids-P556075/
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Go on you fucker!
Right, this, or the one with the sequin burst, cos Clara is sold out
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Scala-Hats-Cloche-with-Velvet-Band-P123410/

Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I think I like the sequin burst one more
it's more flappery :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)
me too
i'm getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I just lolled at the thought of Roota dressed by Committee.
Who nominates Kitty as Chair?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Only if you wear the appropriate glasses
Don't be dumb
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Hmmph.
I'll be 40 later this year. What's that all afuckingbout, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Pfft. Youngling.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I don't usually wear socks
as my typical footwear is flip flops. However, I have a job interview today so will be wearing nylons.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
gosh I haven't worn pantee hose in forever
good luck! I hope they don't run lol
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Black cotton trainer shocks
Awful, but so warm.

I don´t have a baybee to miss, unless the sunflowers count.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
How big are they?
Do they sing songs about their oily goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
For a moment I thought you were talking about the socks
I was so confused. I thought you were a weirdo.

The sunflowers are growing quick, but still no flowers showing. I come back home everyday and run upstairs to see how they are doing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)
A watched Sunflower never grows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm VITE-a-LITE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
"Goonight!"
*switch*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
That was it, I couldn't remember what the ad was,
poor old Aberracion is from Spain so probably has no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
No, no idea
I´ll try to find it in youtube
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1mSDvQlrWo
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Hahaha!
Very good, thank you. My life now has a new meaning.

Ooooooh! Vite a lite
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
No luck
But I found this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ly_S0Xw6s
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Trying VERY HARD INDEED
to suppress the overwhelming urge to smash my boss' fucking face into a bloody pulp with my fists. The only successful method of distracting myself from this train of thought has so far been to fantasise about choking the cunt until his eyeballs pop instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Keeping a calm perspective on things as ever.
Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I can't believe he has a boss.
I thought he worked in a cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Himmler had a boss, remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)
You should just imagine how wonderfully tasty
that Tayyabs were having on the 13th May is going to be.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)
It's working!
Smell the chops Monty, smell the chops....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Monty, MONTY!
Have you done those returns? Did you send out the new process charts?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Don't upset him when he's thinking about meat!
I liked your photos BTW.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)
Thank you most kindly.
Any favourites? I'm off out tonite to do some for a grindcore night (it's a favour).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)
My best mate's band
is supporting The Primitives tonight so I have to go to that (it's a BIG favour).
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Apparently this is the only UK appearance of someone called Rancid Pile.
Bodes well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:46, Reply)
I'd happily swap with you in an instant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)
The one in the Gaz
The one before that photo with his arms crossed on the guitar and the dalek tattoo are good ones.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Was it you that posted that picture of Katie Jane Garside from Queenadreena?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Yup.
She's mental. They were the first ones I took with my now old camera.
It's a doozy though and I won't be changing it in a hurry.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Two seek kebabs?
Oh better make it four actually, and another couple of chapatis.

More sauces? Oh yes please.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:33, Reply)
You utter cunt.
Now I've got the rumbles and there's no tea yet.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)
MmmmMMMMmmmMMMmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:43, Reply)
*Apoplexes*
BASTARD!!!!!!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:45, Reply)

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