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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello old man
did you have a fun day yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I did thank you. I went on the all the Rollercoasters.
We saw a guy that was in S Club 7. The years have not been kind.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Shhh!
He's listening to Ian Dury.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Sorry
his earthy humour and barbed lyrics just made me drift away.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

drift away gush like an Icelandic volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I'm currently mopping up ejaculate
from my keyboard.


Using my tongue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Has the air traffic around London been locked down again?
You should really do something about that flaky bell-end skin condition you know; it causes havoc with the air intakes of jet engines,
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
He just *gets* me, y'know?
Man, I hope someone posts some deep and meaningful lyrics soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)
It's getting to CaveDuck time of night

Better start remebering your first dead dog so we can all have a cry together
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I cry because he thinks I'm a one trick pony
Nelly Furtado wrote a song which describes the way I feel perfectly,

It goes like this:


I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
I really feel nothing can hold me
I really feel no one can own me

Nobody can control me
Nobody can conform me
Nobody can disown me
Nobody can ignore me

So slow down
One-trick pony

I am not a one-trick pony
I am not a one-trick pony
For you i will not dance
For you i will not prance

And where I was last
I'll never be at
And After that
I've already passed

So slow down
And hear this sound
One-trick pony

Yeah, you do it for a price
I can see it in your eyes
See that role was never mine
cause i don't want to stand in line
See how that one-trick story goes
If she weren't on time you'd never know
cause a one-tick pony steals the show

So back down
To the ground
And chill out

Girl, you better shape up, girl, you better shape up
Yeah, you better shape up
Yeah, just keep your chin up
No half ass...no half ass
(She's coming undone, she's coming undone)

One-trick pony
Ride ride ride


You see

*wipes away a tear*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I don't know how anyone could think that al.
Why would they say these things? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Some people are just cruel
Cruel, evil, horrifically ugly people.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Oh Hi DiT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
*Sobs uncontrolably*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

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