Woo, Scotland!
If he doesn't feed you something deep fried every day you're here, ditch him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha I'm not seeing him there.
He's near Aviemore, and we may be going to that bit near the Solway Firth.
It's Scotland for beginners.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

The Solway Firth
is about 200 miles from Aviemore!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

He's going to Edinburgh at some point over that day anyway
I don't know where things are in Scotland.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Well, Aviemore's getting fairly far north, up the A9, towards Inverness.
The Solway Firth is the river on the bottom left, separating Scotland from the NW of England. And Edinburgh is half way down on the right hand side.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I've looked up the Solway Firth
and I gathered it would be near Cumbria, but the rest is still a bit of a mystery. I've always been a Wales person when I've needed hills and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Scotland's got a hilly bit in the south (the Southern Uplands)
a flattish bit in the middle (the Central Lowlands) and mountains in the north (the Highlands).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I like your description
and how you have tailored it to the needs/abilities of the student
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

The special needs
You forgot the word 'special'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

it crossed my mind
El cunto
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I feel insulted
Why are you coming up anyway?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Because my friend said it'll be a pleasant drive if the weather's nice
I'll go with the flow because there's always food and booze at the end of these things.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Fair reasons all round
You could still have chosen a better weekend though. Like the one when I'm home.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Don't blame me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

So this chap starts a new job, and the owner gives him a broom and says
"Just sweep out the storeroom".
"Do what?" says the chappie,"I'm a graduate".
"OK" says the owner,"give me the broom then, and I'll show you how."
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That's often how it is where I work.
Not when I was a graduate trainee though. I was brilliant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You had them using dustpans by week two?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Scottish Geography 1.01
1.02 deals with cities. Edinburgh is in the middle on the right. Glasgow is on the middle on the left. Aberdeen is on the sticky out bit higher up on the right. Dundee's down a bit from Aberdeen. Stirling's right in the middle. And Inverness is up near the top.

Sorry if that's too much for one lesson.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I thought Aberdeen was at the top
I'm shit at this geography lark.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I always though Inverness was right at the very top
but it's not.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

And I fort William was.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I suggest Google maps...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

The Solway Firth
Is right down next to where I live.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Come say hi!
I'll be the one hopping over the border going "I'm in England... I'm in Scotland..." repeatedly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Well I would
Except you've chosen a weekend I WON'T BE THERE to come up!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You meff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I don't know what that is
But I'm offended with the plans for your visit anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I'm stealing that insult.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Later on we could crack out "you ming" as well.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Can't wait.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Yer a ming yer a mong yer a meff gone wrong.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

So's yer ma

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

So's yer da

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

So's yer uncle Freddie Starr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)