Lunch time!
I'm off to the pub for a liquid farewell and a sarny.
Then I'll probably go home.

And you?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:37, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Am in no way jealous
Well earned. I'm off for a walk around the industrial estate to make a phone call about another job. And for the sights, y'know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Good luck
I hope you get it and that it's good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Thank you
That was really sweet of you. Any luck with your jobhunting?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm full of hope
I keep getting calls and mails that there are jobs here and there, but as I'm being picky about the location and salary, and there are thousands of people a lot more desperate than me, I'm not doing as well as I'd like.

Why are you changing yours?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Thanks.
And fuck the job, what are the sights like?
Is it worth staying for the sights?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm going home in 20 min
Then meet the guy who's going to fix the curtains at my flat.
Then meet the estate agents to see for how much the bf can sell his house
Then meet the bf parents for a curry at East Zeast (mmmm)
Then beer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm finishing at 1pm
Then I am going on an almighty drink and drugs bender until the small hours of tomorrow morning. That's right - a 'bender'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Snort.
The thought of you being carried between venues on the back of a sturdy gay made me snort.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

'The thought of you being carried between venues on the back of a sturdy gay made me snort have a wank.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

'snort' is about right.
After last weekend's magic mushroom marathon I am returning to 'the classics' today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Silly boy.
Mushrooms are far superior to 'arsehole powder'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I agree, but they're all gone now.
The 'wavy caps' were a new one on me and were particularly pokey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

We should arrange...
...B3ta's first hallucinogenic bash! A 4am mid September picking session in a field in South Gloucestershire - plus you get to chat with cows.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I like udders

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

They look too much like cocks to be sexy.
The laydeez may care to differ.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I am 200% in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

- moi aussi. I'll bring a BBQ.
Tugger's could do his Bacon Thang.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I will start researching sites...
Or....
If anyone out there knows of any idyllic spots where the funky-fungi can be picked without being threatened by irate farmers or pickaxe-wielding bikers - please gaz me.
I think we should bring some decks too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I still hate you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

One day my dear, all this will be yours.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

hopefully.
there's an island for sale in Nova Scotia that's only £51,000, so the boyfriend suggested that if we sell my flat we can go and live there and grow our own food and as he put it "be all happy and stuff".

I haven't asked him how he intends to grow his own internets.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Wood burning generator and satellite uplink,
you can get internet everywhere now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Good Life here we come

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Phwoooar.
*Watches Kitty as she Kendals.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I can only hope I look like her when I'm older
she's so lovely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

A quick shower
then lunch. Might even do some tidying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Your life is full of excitement
Will at least lunch be something interesting?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Bugger lunch - I'm still thinking about the shower.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It'll only be a quick one
You won't have time to think of anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

lunch will be a sandwich
from Pret a Manger. So even my lunch is as boring as my life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Oh, don't be so pesimistic
Don't you have plans for the BH weekend?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

punting
actually do some work, it's building up to an unacceptable level. Loads of stuff happens on Mayday here, so I'll probably be up early for the madrigals, and have a really lazy day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I watched mongs punting near Christchurch in Oxford last Sunday.
We sat on the bank watching this group constantly turning into the bank, making no progress whatsoever. We left and walked to get a baguette, returned three quarters of an hour later and these muppets were still there trying to get along the same stretch of river. How we laughed.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

if this had been last year
it may well have been us. Pimms and punting don't mix well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Cheers - make mine a large one.
Something tells me you won't be back after lunch.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Mehehehe
'Large one.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Should I have said 'a stiff one'?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I had some doubles and a sarny.
Back now to pick my stuff up and hand in security doofers.
Gone in 60 seconds. Or so.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Trying to decide whether to get
Just Cause 2 or Battlefield BC:2 tomorrow.

Or a pair of jeans.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Get the jeans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

"...and then I got to the shop and found they had a sale on, and I had enough money to get Just Cause AND Battefield BC2!"
"Very nice, dear, but isn't it about time you had some trousers to wear?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Just Cause 2
Starts off all WOW and AMAZING.

But the novelty wears off fairly quickly :( There's just not enough stuff in the world to destroy.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

BBQ party!
I am going to make one of these....
www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
...and then have a group coronary session of Jonestown proporsions.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Here's an opinion of mine that won't go down well.
That looks rank.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'm with you on this one.
Rank it indeed looks - and FFS, why bother? Can you imagine making that when pissed?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:18, Reply)

That looks superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

It looks like a woven turd.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I like woven turds and I cannot lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I was meant to be doing the same this weekend,
But the weather just isn't reliable enough yet
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

To hell with the weather.
I have sensi and a bacon recipe.
(I should sell that line to Mike Skinner.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You should sell some anthrax spores to Mike Skinner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

'He's shit and my gosh don't we know it...'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I really like him

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'm going to see The Stooges on Monday.
I really like them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

The Stooges = breasts.
I like them.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Six Mushroom Stroganoff and Wild Rice
Then working until 5, gym, catch up on telly and THEN figure out what to do over the weekend...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Just got a note from the boss.
Have I signed an asset return form for my desktop pc, security tokens and pass.
Er, yes.
Obviously has me confused with someone who gives a fuck.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

House cleaning,
then leftover lobster ravioli in vodka sauce.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)