Meh
I don't realy think that men neccisarily have the monopoly on cold hearted emotionless bastardishness to be honest. But a spray that makes you affectionate? Seems a bit, well - kind of strange to me. What is it, some form of drug? Hormones?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:52, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Vodka

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I hear that 60% of the time it works...
...every time
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

It's actually just 120% proof Polish alcomojolohol
absorbs through the skin straight in to the blood. And we all know there is nothing so affectionate as a boozed up bloke

Bartleby my answer was much better *huffs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Ha ha!
Spray on vodka, for the alcoholic who has too hectic a schedule to bother opening and drinking a bottle. This could sell....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

But not as succinct
*Raspberry*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

It makes women smell of beer.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

lolcliches

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

alcohol

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)