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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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German scientists have created a spray that makes men more affectionate.
So men's lack of affection is a definite problem then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:30, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
not for stalkers

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)
No, there's nothing worse than a clingy guy
"do you want me to carry your handbag babes?"
fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)
You get this problem a lot then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)
The problem is that he is already carrying his own handbag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I see it a lot, a few of my friends are mildly guilty of it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Someone called Flor
has sent me a friend request on facebook, I have no idea who they are.
Is it one of you cunts?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I am Flor!
Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 6
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)
No you're not.
She's only got 30 odd friends, and seems to have limited her profile to me even though she sent me a friend request?
HOW RUDE
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I WILL DESTROY YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
In a very affectionate way?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)
*purrs*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)
One of my friends is called Flor
But I doubt so much that you know her...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
There's a warning gentlemen
Do NOT offer to carry Chompys handbag on any occassion
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Good one, Badge!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)

B V
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)
two for two

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Happy Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)
To you too!
I have the day of, but now I'm working, hence a bit of B3ta.

Off to buy some hummus now as I'm rock 'ard, toodle pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Get a dictionary whilst you're out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)
I had to cash it in for Gold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
haha
I'm so glad you pick on everyone equally
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I am an equal opportunities twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)
He shouldst

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Depends how you define 'affectionate.'
If you mean protracted sighing, pillow talk and cuddles, perhaps.

If you mean "up for giving you a damn good rogering at the drop of the slightest hint that you're in the mood," probably not.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Women don't want affection

they want cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Good old 'German scientists', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)

scientists rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)
That's not funny in the slightest.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I disagree

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I think I'd win in a vote

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I disagree

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)
It can only be decided by a CLICK-OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)
We should have a debate and wear ties and have PR training

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)
and do 'body language' gestures to imply we're trustworthy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
*Wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I didn't think it was funny
but I don't like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Yes you do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)
that won't work
you're not Derren Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Sorry old bean
I agree with Nick Chompers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

r p
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Now, that's just too darn clever.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I try not to let standards slip.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Most men are quite affectionate
in a relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Yeah for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Could be
I'm just not very affectionate, they're just more so than me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I'm quite affectionate.
I sicken myself sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)
You sicken me too

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)
You're a french high speed train now I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Damn
I was just about to say that too.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Mind piss

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
It's Grammar Vadger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
are you Polish?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Oh dear, it doesn't look good for NakedApe.
Monty loves Poles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

*invades*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Badger Vadger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)
No I'm The Ginormous Vadge
Hey, if you can't beat em....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Ah.

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I'M OFF NOW.
Have a lovely day, all.

No fucking typos just because you can post them with impunity, though, Got it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Jah Whol!

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Bie!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Meh
I don't realy think that men neccisarily have the monopoly on cold hearted emotionless bastardishness to be honest. But a spray that makes you affectionate? Seems a bit, well - kind of strange to me. What is it, some form of drug? Hormones?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I hear that 60% of the time it works...
...every time
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
It's actually just 120% proof Polish alcomojolohol
absorbs through the skin straight in to the blood. And we all know there is nothing so affectionate as a boozed up bloke

Bartleby my answer was much better *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Ha ha!
Spray on vodka, for the alcoholic who has too hectic a schedule to bother opening and drinking a bottle. This could sell....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)
But not as succinct
*Raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)
It makes women smell of beer.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
lolcliches

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)
alcohol

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Oh I miss one of my boys who used to cuddle like a kitten
I was such a Madam when I was 17... or was 17 the year I got no action?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
No I remember sleeping with you when you were 17

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Now I remember
I went from June 07 to March 08 without getting a sniff of anything. I think. Then I made out with a gay guy and a few girls in a really odd night and then went through a phase of grooming 15 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)
one of your boys?
do you keep a stable?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I had a period where I had a young boy I would stroke and kiss, like a pet of some sort
One was/is known as The Pet, though he's moved on to My First Drug Dealing and shit like that.

One has a girlfriend he met on an Eton Choral Course, I've not talked to another in about a year, and I've not seen one in over a year but I talk to him a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I read that as..
I had a period where I was a young boy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I used to worry about looking masculine
Also, I found a pic of me from when I was thinnish. DEPRESSION.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I've avoided that risk
by always being a bit on the porkus maximus side
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Bullshit you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Leave it Noel.
It's a woman thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I was trying to be affectionate without sickening myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)
You sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
My work here is done.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)
It's more a proven fact thing
I am truefact overweight. But I'm eating chocolate cake right now because I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
true
*hides my porky pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
What? Which ones?
Checks for missing evidence.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)
All I remember is that I wasn't that much happier being thin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I dunno about happier
but I know I'd feel better about myself without this belly. argh emo
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I like my belly
it fits a lot of cakein it.
Woo MOAR CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Mine won't budge : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I was probably a size ten.
I think I have the inverse problem of anorexics thinking they're fat. I look in the mirror, think "I'm not too bad" then there's a picture of me next to a normal girl and I'm like twice the size :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
when I was ill I went down to about a size 6/8
it was shit that I couldn't appreciate it at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
so when are you going to be on Jeremy Kyle?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)
:O
Never, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)
You too?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Recipe for disaster that...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Just because you like them mean.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Yeah like DJ who is a right cunt

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)
yes

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
German Scientists
have been wrong before.

Full attention while I'm in Liverpool in September if you want, I've gone off Roota!
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:25, Reply)

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