If there's a better way, I don't know it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe I should become friends with you on facebook
then trawl through your friends list asking everyone if they are the Baroness and then ask them to be my friend.

That sounds like an excellent use of time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I have a large number of attractive friends on facebook
knock yourself out.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I already found applebite through your friends list.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

ha ha, we're not even friends.
edit: me and you that is, not me and applebite.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You were when I looked
otherwise I'm friends with someone who looks just like applebite and has access to her b3ta account.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I'm friends with her
:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

That's how I found her in the first place.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Stalky stalky.
Have you met her yet? She's lovely.

She gave me a pep talk in the loos of a club in Manchester telling me that there was nothing wrong with me, but London didn't suit me men-wise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'm going to get her drunk in a field

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I am positive you never want to see me drunk again.
There is a large number of people in that club.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

You should come along to my b3ta stag drinking evening
on the 25th June.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm in France :(
drinking and drowning.

I'll be at DG's, I hope, and I'll be at the Earls Court. Though you won't be there. I might pop to the pub after the looking at Animals bash if I really hate myself and don't want to work...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

trying to save money on a stripper and inviting lampito instead?
sneaky sneaky
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

POTD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's quite amusing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I have not met her yet,
I haven't really spoken to her since I got back from NY. Where is she?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Working probably
I need to go out with her at some point.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

out with down on
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

3 days after I met Applebite for the second time I had my first lesbian experience
COINCIDENCE?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Unlikely
I heard she trawls clubs looking for innocent girls then spiking their drinks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Oh not with HER
I don't think anyone spiked my drink. Everyone deserved everything they got that night.

(sorry, BGB)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You had a lesbian experience with BGB?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Almost.
But I think I was just the warm up act.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It was more the "getting what they deserved"
If you remember, BGB drank a whole bottle of red wine and ended up staying in Manc two nights as hse coudln't move. Or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It was a lot more than a bottle love.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

How much do you remember of that night?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I remember dancing in the club and nothing after that.
I don't remember getting back to my room but have a vague recollection of kissing the three amigos on the cheek for looking after me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Who are the three amigos?
I remember requesting You! Me! Dancing! and being overjoyed that plentyofants knew the words.

I remember Enzyme beating a hasty retreat. Toria leaving, Warren and Nick leaving (hahaha oh god) then the young-uns went to another pub and then I don't know if you know what happened next but it was equally horrifying and hilarious...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Plentyofants, Monty propps and Warren, (who's b3ta name escapes me).
What happened?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Something quite hilarious
Sure I'll tell you next time I see you, I don't think it's suitable for open board :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Gaz me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

you're
getting more attractive to me. And I think I'm OK
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Give her a motorboat from me

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Give her one yourself

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

It's a matter of logistics :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I cannot wait for the day you finally meet her
You'll be slavering at the mouth, and then you'll realise it's just Al in a blonde wig in a tutu.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

If you're going to do that
when will you find the time to have sex with your beautiful bike?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Me and my bike are having a trial seperation at the moment.
I caught it with a new stand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)