Mine are alright, the shit parts of our flat are the bits we've made shit.
I do have a colony of mould on my ceiling. But as a microbiology student, I've become quite attached to it. I'm thinking of naming it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you taken a sample
And looked at it up close? Our flat was awful in every way, starting with my room being triangular, and ending full circle with my room still being triangular.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Nope, not yet.
Haha, actually triangular?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Sadly yes
I really do wish I was joking. My family laughed at it when I moved in. They kept laughing when they got to leave. I cried, as I had to live in it for a year. I do not tell a trace of a lie when I say it was 100% shit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:57, Reply)

What are you going to name it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I don't know, what is a suitable name for a patch of mould?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Vipros?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:01, Reply)

It isn't croissant shaped.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Millie?
short for mildew,
fuck this, I'm not naming your mould, i'm going to get ready to go out.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:10, Reply)

It's definitely male.
Bugger off then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Our dog's called Millie
But gets called Mildew. Because I wasn't really a dog person before I met her and she sort of grew on me, see?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Patch?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Interesting, but a little obvious.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Samplea
Less obvious, and less good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Mr Fleming

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I like it, but it doesn't quite work.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:08, Reply)

call it James Bond then
as an 'obscure' reference
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Rory

( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 21:05, Reply)