Evening all!
I've had an ace weekend. Much beer and ended a couple months drought.
All good!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Smooth work ya!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Thank you kindly
One of my best friends set us up. She reckoned we'd get on and she was right.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Cool.
I'm just starting to realise how few people I know in this town despite having lived here for thirty years. Everyone's moved on except for my best friend and a couple of others. I need to get some new people into my life.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Get yourself a hobby!
Best thing I did was joing a writer's group. Good wide variety of people.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Yup, stuff like that.
I'm going to do a five-session Introduction to Psychology course which is a start. There's apparently a singles club in town which is less focussed on finding dates and more on socialising so I might try that. I definitely need to get out more.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

That sounds good
Once you get back out socialising the rest will follow!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Pfft!
I'm staying single. No-one deserves me.

Apart from Jeff obviously.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Maybe
we could hire you some kind of Jeff-o-gram!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I think it would push me right over the edge.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Want me to pop over to his house,
he lives nearby. I can stalk him on your behalf
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:23, Reply)

God yes!!!!!!!!!
Can you get me a pair of his underpants to put under my pillow?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I'll do what I can.
Just bail me out of jail if necessary
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I got your back girlfriend.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Stop this madness -
you can have a pair of my old Y-fronts for free. (State preference for laundered/unlaundered.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 3 May 2010, 20:07, Reply)

You're such a hoor, Beekers.
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I am not!
Not that much anyway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Fair play to him.
My own drought is significantly longer than a couple of months. Any excuse to put it about it bit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Exactly
Just taking an opportunity as it arose. As it were.
And she was very pretty too, and I'm going to see her again.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Not if I poke your eyes out first you won't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 May 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Ah, of course.
I hope you don't though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Nah! what he needs is a monocle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Not forgetting a moustache!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:16, Reply)

:D

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:18, Reply)

If I had the monocle
There wouldn't have been any drought at all.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You'd get some right posh totty as well.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I'd be like Terry Thomas
Always fancied being a bounder!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:19, Reply)