I would love a vacuum cleaner!
I have wooden floors and the boyfriend makes me sweep them. I can't sweep, I'm just shite at it. All the dust goes everywhere and it makes no difference.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know what you mean
That's the way we used to do it in Spain, but since the magic VC came to life, no more sweeping. It just doesn't make sense. The dust goes everywhere!

I just hate carpets in general, and cleaning them is a pain.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'd much rather have carpets
than bloody parquet and all that crap.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

He makes you sweep them?
Does he make you sleep near the ashes in ragged clothes too?
I reckon there'll be a kind old lady along soon enough to turn your roller-boots into Rolls Royces babe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)