WHAT PUB ARE WE GOING TO, ALTHEGEORDIE?
WHAT ABOUT CHANDO'S, ALTHEGEORDIE?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

WHAT IS CHANDOS DEVIL IN TIGHTS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PUB YET BUT CLENDRIX WANTS TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL DEVIL IN TIGHTS.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

IT IS A SAM SMITH'S PUB, ALTHEGEORDIE.
WE ALL WANT TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL, BUT WON'T FOOTBALL PUBS BE STUFFED CHOC FULL OF WANKERS SHOUTING "ENGERLAAAAND"?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

YES, THAT'S WHAT 'FOOTBALL TYPES' ARE LIKE, DEVVERS, OLD BEAN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

IF CHANDOS IS A SAM SMITHS PUB THEN IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME DEVIL IN TIGHTS
AND YES FOOTBALL PUBS PROBABLY WILL BE FILLED WITH CUNTS. BUT CLENDRIX OBVIOUSLY THINKS FOOTBALL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME.

*SNIFFS*
*VERY LOUDLY*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

SHE'S A VERY PERCEPTIVE WOMAN

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHOOSE A PUB WITH MORE THAN ONE FLOOR
WHERE ONE OF THE FLOORS DOESN'T SHOW THE FOOTBALL
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE PORTERHOUSE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

THE PORTERHOUSE IS FOR BUMDERS WHO THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT BEER

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Hey, I went there on my birthday.
I like it. And I do know about beer. It's that stuff that makes me talk silly things.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It makes you wonderfully suggestible too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*Newton's Cradles*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It's alright.
To its credit, it does stock an impressive selection of beer. I think what got up my nose was that the menu seemed to suggest things like Old Speckled Hen were somehow rare, exotic and therefore justified in costing large amounts of money. But then I can be the most insufferable snob on this sort of matter.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

FUCK NO! BUT THERE IS PROBABLY ANOTHER PUB WHICH FALLS IN THAT CATERGORY IN LONDON,
THERE'S THREE IN MILTON KEYNES SO YOU COULD ALL COME UP HERE.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I WOULD RATHER STAB MY OWN TESTICLES WITH RAILWAY SPIKES
THAN GO TO MILTON KEYNES
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I WOULD RATHER STAB YOUR TESTICLES WITH RAILWAY SPIKES
than do almost anything on earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Eat Tayyabs?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ideally I would combine the two
and then grill your freshly-burst testes and serve them on a sizzling skillet to Cave Duck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

He would find that wonderfully earthy and humurous.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I think everyone at Tayyab's should be forced to say Grace when the meal arrives
Provided "Grace" can take the form of the Lord's Prayer and group masturbation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Funny you should say that
but they're bringing it in on the 12th May, which is brilliant timing for our trip on the 13th!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Top hole!
I may need to soothe the friction burns in that yoghurt dip afterwards. It looks fresh and cooling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

IT'S NEAR TO DUNSTABLE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

IT'S LIKE AN EXTRA-CHAVVY NANDO'S, AL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

It's a Sam Smith's pub just off the NE corner of Trafalgar Square
Normally alright, and Sam Smith's beers = cheap rounds.

Only drawback is the number of people eating each other's faces off in the doorway on a Friday night.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I went to see The Stooges last night
supported by 70s electronic pioneers (and nutjobs) Suicide. It was fucking brilliant - and fucking LOUD too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That sounds good.
Not familiar with Suicide's work, but I'd have been interested to see whether the Stooges still had it.

Incidentally I went to see a little-known blues artist the other night - one John Crampton - who turned out to be one of the most impressive acoustic blues players I've come across of late. He was pretty fucking loud too, for a man who was basically making all the noise with a resonator and a wooden stomping board. I may have to drag you along next time he's in London.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

He sounds excellent.
The Stooges not only still have it, but have a great deal more now than most performers ever have in their entire careers. High octane, hilarious and just a superb night out. One thing that struck me last night was how good a vocalist Iggy Pop is. Not something many will have noticed given his onstage maniac routine.

The also wheeled out the never-officially-recorded but oft bootlegged classic 'Cock in my Pocket' which was marvellous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Interesting
Now you mention it, I'd never have had him down as a great vocalist. A great frontman, but not that much of a vocalist.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

He has perfect pitch in 3 octaves
and really great vocal control. Not something I'd ever noticed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

SPEAK UP

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

PARDON?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)