Last politics thread for a while, honest
If you had to cover yourself in butter and wrestle to the death with one political leader, which one would it be and why?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:42, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nick Clegg
because I would win and he'd be dead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I would pay to watch that
He'll probably be at a loose end after tomorrow, we could set it up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I doubt he'd accept the invitation :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, Reply)

He'd be a CRAZY FOOL not to

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Barack Obama

because he has a massive cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:52, Reply)

If it wasn't "to the death" and if she wasn't already dead,
then, Benazir Bhutto would be my choice for some basted in butter battling.
(Cave Duck, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:57, Reply)

So basically you've taken this entirely serious political thread
and made it about sex. Shame on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Sarah Palin.
Her policies and neocon Christian agenda sicken me, but I so so would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:07, Reply)

See, this is much more like what we're looking for

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Butter is excellent lube.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Spoken with
the confidence of a man who knows...
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Agreed
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You want a butter based Palin fanfic?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I'm bored
Why not?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:20, Reply)

She does look
the kinky secretary type, with those glasses...
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:24, Reply)

she's a milf.
"Who's nailn' Palin" is very funny, you should check it out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I'm not much
on lubed up rampaging, but if we greased up Nick Griffin and set him lose in some African wilderness, I would pay good money to see him poached by the 'darkies' he so despises.
I've never met* anyone who quite so richly deserves shooting in the face.

*seen on the telly
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I concur entirely
The other day a friend of mine made reference to Grodon Brown's ongoing incompetence in her Facebook status and a friend of hers stated - with no regard for grammar or punctuation whatsoever - that she would be voting BNP as she was "fed up of all the politician's bullshit" (spelling amended for the reading procilivities of those with a triple-figure IQ). I'm normally pretty passive on the internet but I couldn't stop myself calling her an ignorant, moronic cunt. And I make no apologies for saying the same about any other BNP voter, anywhere in the country.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I have a similar friend
who has posted on various friends election-based comments, news stories etc that they should vote UKIP. Until one of them called him a nazi cunt. He's piped down a bit now...
It just beggars belief that anyone could be so misguided. I had a look at some of their policies, and those of the BNP's - they're fucking terrifying.
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I have a gay friend
who told me he was voting BNP because of immigration. He just didn't grasp that if the BNP had their way there is no way he'd be allowed his freedom of choice that he has at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Surely there's cause to set up an Anti-BNP party
whose only policies are to load all BNP members and voters into a giant cannon and fire them at Germany?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Yeah
isn't that the wotsits against facism people? To be quite honest, having been caught up in the riots when they counter marched against the EDL, they're just as fucking scary.
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Most people with extreme opinions are scary

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Bollocks to it then
Let's just vote Lib Dem like sensible people. Check it out - anti-political apathy!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:36, Reply)

They're outlawing
gays? Jesus. I must have missed that. How is it Nick fucking Griffins business what you put your penis in, as long as it's consenting?
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:32, Reply)

well according to the BNP
it shouldn't be taught in schools, and it most certainly isn't natural. But it's okay to do behind closed doors where no-one can see
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Does it have to be a leader?
Can it not just be an MP?
I've got a soft spot for Andy Burnham.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:00, Reply)

David Milliband.
Grrrrrrrr!
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I don't want to kill anyone
if it's sexy wrestling then I reckon I'd go for that porn star that ran for mayor, Stormy something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Does it have to be a political leader?
If I can bend the rules, I'd plump for Carla Sarkozy née Bruni.
If it's got to be a politician, I'll have a look at Berlusconi's cabinet and get back to you.
Otherwise I'd probably settle for Ségolène Royal.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Yes!
I've been trying all evening to think of her name - all that came to mind was Selene, who is a vampire and most definitely not a politician. Ah well. I was only a few letters out and wrong in pretty much all other respects...
(berk, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)