New Election Morning Thread
A caption compo which combines the two things b3tans adore, Fluffy kittens, and senseless violence:



I'll start off with. "When you get to Berlin, crap in the Kaiser's museli."

Alt Q. Form a B3tan government.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 7:39, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*shakes fist angrily*
Bartleby, you beastly rotter!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 May 2010, 7:55, Reply)

I do apologise,
but I'd been working on for ages, and could not bring myseld to delete it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:05, Reply)

"The guidance system is excellent..."
"...Unless it sees a mouse on the way down"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 May 2010, 7:56, Reply)

"I'm gonna fist you, little kitten"
Well, it got lonely in the trenches. He appears to have a cctv camera hanging there to film the hot soldier-on-kitten action.

In other news, I'm ill. Who's got a good cure for neck-aids?
( broadsword, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Wear one of those foam collars.
Oh, And think about breasts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Do you have a big red flashing light on your computer that goes off when someone mentions breasts?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

And possibly a klaxon.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

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O   o  o     OooO' O   o  `Ooo.   O   `Ooo. 
o   O  O     O     o   O      O   o       O 
`OoO'  o     `OoO' `OoO'o `OoO'   `oO `OoO' 

( broadsword, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

current thinking for whiplash is not to wear a collar
and to move the neck as much as possible. I was in a study last time I had it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

All day meeting again
Buuu

Read you soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 6 May 2010, 8:24, Reply)

Good morning
Where's PJM these days? He's missing his chance to become prime minister. Unless he has been campaigning, and that's why he's not been on here.

I have voted already today. Got to the polling station about 7.40am, and only one party representative, a miserable looking SNP bloke in a kilt with Saltire flashes on his socks (I kid you not!) had made it there by that time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Officer to kitten:
'You're going to bomb worse than Bartleby's caption competition, you little pussy'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Cheers matey
I really just needed an excuse to post a fab picture.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

"Now remember Liutenant Kitteh,
It's 'Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!', got that?

Good show.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Britain's secret weapon was guarded from Fritz's filthy Hunnish hands
by a ruddy great bomb.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I Haz Bom! Fukn Gerrin!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Not a caption, but
that bomb has got a fantastic nipple and makes nonesense of that old feminist line about men making weapons to look like their penises.
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Perhaps it was designed by a woman?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

In them days? Surely the ladies would have been too busy wearing gingham and baking apple pies.

(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)