I want to pay for sex with royalty....
...who have fallen on hard times.
And squabble about the charges after.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Princess Madeleine of Sweden ...
... ditched her engagement a couple of weeks ago from a fellow commoner (a lawyer - albeit, I'm not a lawyer).

She's utterly gorgeous and wildly, magnificently out of my league.

For a start, I'm Danish - not Swedish - but even still. Wow.

princessculture.com/wordpress/?tag=princess-madeleine
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Wood!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)

If I were Swedish (and much better looking)
... so would I.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

who says you have to be Swedish?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Not sure
I think it's either Swedish law or convention. I believe that the consort of a royal has to be approved by the Swedish parliament in the same way that it has to be by the Danish parliament.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

But that just leads to them all being so inbred!
What they need is an influx of fresh genetic material from, say, some dirty Englishman, e.g., me. I'll make her feel my influx.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You mean
a *reverse* Viking invasion?

A bit of filthy Dane is necessary, I feel.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Is a 'Filthy Dane' similar to a 'Dirty Sanchez'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Having
just looked up the definition of Dirty Sanchez - no.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

The Swedish are cunts and everyone knows it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

^^^
What he said.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)