Plane Crash - *Not* A Joke
The leader of UKIP (Nigel Farage(?)) was in a plane crash this morning.

He's injured but sitting up in the ambulance: the pilot has been taken to a spinal injuries unit.
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:33, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pity Kilroy wasn't involved.
The smug, self righteous twat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)

He will never be in a plane crash
if he was on a plane with mechanical difficulties he could keep it aloft with nothing but the smugness radiating down from his lofty perch above the clouds.
(bill, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

The Lord would save him.
God bless Killroy. :)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

My mum once slapped Kilroy in a lift

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Your mum just sounds more and more awesome.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Apart from the daughter mutilation bits.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Oh yeah...I'd forgotten about those
But think what she could have done to Kilroy with such scissors...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'm imagining right now.
And seeping at the thought.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

She is if she's not your mum
And sometimes she's stil a bit awesome.
She's just got a temper.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

It would have been rude not to

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I liked his chatshow, it was great.
I loved the rants.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

It was after the chatshow that she slapped him.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's not only his poll ratings that have nosedived then
eh? eh?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Badum-TISH.
It would have been a lot funnier if it had come down somewhere in Europe though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Ha!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

When I read this, this morning I was very upset
why did he have to survive?
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Because there is no God.
Sorry, nor is there justice to be had. Anywhere.

What do you expect, it's raining and miserable here. In the North.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Not this far north it isn't.
It's just miserable. No rain. Although the driver footwell in our car was like a small swimming pool for some reason. The rest of the car is bone dry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It's stopped now and is brightening.
I may just pop out and have a bowl of cornflakes in the garden
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Marvellous
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy*

*enormous twat
(berk, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

This story
Might *Not* be a joke.

But it's still funny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)