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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"if you park here again, you will die. DIE DIE DIE."

(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
If I anger her she might piss on my spinach.
I knew that growing vegetables in the front yard would leave me vulnerable.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
this has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read
so ridiculous I can't help but believe it
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I live in a very passive-aggressive neighbourhood.

(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
perhaps you should skip the passive and head straight into the aggressive
dump the skip all over her car
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

the skip
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Well she's already pissed on your chips
Leave the bitch a note and then nobody can say she wasn't warned.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This isn't Liverpool, I'm not as hard as you.
My skin is not impervious to knifecrime.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm a cowardy custard
But I do good notes, man, oh yes.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
If I put a smiley face and an x at the end then she'll find me friendly and unthreatening,
and maybe quote some song lyrics on it too.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

find me friendly and unthreatening ignore me
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Draw some cats on it too

(, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
You're going to wash it anyway. So who cares?

(, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

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