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"if you park here again, you will die. DIE DIE DIE."(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:44,
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If I anger her she might piss on my spinach.I knew that growing vegetables in the front yard would leave me vulnerable.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:49,
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this has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever readso ridiculous I can't help but believe it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51,
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I live in a very passive-aggressive neighbourhood.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:52,
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perhaps you should skip the passive and head straight into the aggressivedump the skip all over her car
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:57,
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Well she's already pissed on your chipsLeave the bitch a note and then nobody can say she wasn't warned.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51,
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This isn't Liverpool, I'm not as hard as you.My skin is not impervious to knifecrime.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:52,
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I'm a cowardy custardBut I do good notes, man, oh yes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:53,
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If I put a smiley face and an x at the end then she'll find me friendly and unthreatening,and maybe quote some song lyrics on it too.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:55,
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