You know, hypotheticly, just sayin', you know, in a fictional sense that in no way relates to anything close to reality.
You could have her taken care of, you know, nothing to strong, nothing heavy or anything, just enough to make sure she never does it again, ever, in her entire life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Can this be arranged for £4.98 and a puppy?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Never mind the £4.98.
Can you even imagine what Gonz would do for a puppy? A real live cuddly wuddly puppy?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

The happiest I've ever been taking a photo, and the saddest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

OH MY GOD IT WAS YOU!
I got that pic and loved it but didn't have the number stored and didn't want to answer in case it was some prick or other!
Lovely woolly dog. Won't comment on the other :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Hah, only a few replied to that, I thought there was no love for me =(
But I just realised that it would break everyone's phonebook because it would have the +0044 bit.

I saw loads of awesome animals out there, I'd really love to work with animals one day, that fluffy dog is Noodle, the most happiest dog since Tripod (the three legged dog that everyone adopted).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

What kind of puppy?
Very important, if such a situation was possible.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)