All Corsa drivers are idiots
My sister has one. And she is proper stupid.

If she keeps parking there - would she be a neighbour maybe? A bit of door-to-door might highlight the owner?

Failing that - I know a man who can steal her car before setting fire to it after crashing it somewhere near Yate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

All stolen cars end up in Yate, Greenbank or Barton Hill.
That's out of all the cars in the world.

FACT.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I was in Yate once.
Never again.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Yah-Tay!
I think you'll find it's called...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I once lived in Sodbury and used Yate station on a regular basis
The number of burnt our cars on the train to Temple Meads grew by the day, oddly there were usually in the same field. Given that this one field became the dumping ground and cars appeared there on a nightly basis, you can't help but wonder why the police never waited there to catch these young hoodies!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)