i totally love all the graphs and stupid graphics of election night, I wish I was at an election party
sausages
black pudding
poached egg
scrambled egg
bacon
beans
chips/or those chopped up fried potato things with herbs that my ex used to make
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Only the one sausage?
Not enough dead animal on your plate. Think again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

hey, I said 'sausages'
if they were attached to one another, still, that might count as one item
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:07, Reply)

So are you paying the extra
For the 8th item?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

tricksy decision
more sausage, or more black pudding

right now, I have a rude mind - i want sausage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Breakfast
Aperitif:
tea and a fag

starters:
Hot buttered toast

first course:
bacon, mushroom, tomato, and another tea

mains:
moar bacon, sausage, hash browns, potato waffle

desert:
Dripping bread and a tea

digestif:
orange juice and a fag
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)