Pokes head around the door..
Nothing going on here?

Shame. I was wondering if everyone had voted and was looking forward to a night of Swingometers?

Alternatively. What 7 items would make the best full-english breakfast? (toast and tea or coffee are complimentary).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:39, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i totally love all the graphs and stupid graphics of election night, I wish I was at an election party
sausages
black pudding
poached egg
scrambled egg
bacon
beans
chips/or those chopped up fried potato things with herbs that my ex used to make
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Only the one sausage?
Not enough dead animal on your plate. Think again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

hey, I said 'sausages'
if they were attached to one another, still, that might count as one item
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:07, Reply)

So are you paying the extra
For the 8th item?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

tricksy decision
more sausage, or more black pudding

right now, I have a rude mind - i want sausage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Breakfast
Aperitif:
tea and a fag

starters:
Hot buttered toast

first course:
bacon, mushroom, tomato, and another tea

mains:
moar bacon, sausage, hash browns, potato waffle

desert:
Dripping bread and a tea

digestif:
orange juice and a fag
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)

7 fucking things? that's ridonkulous
I quite like eggs, sausage links, potatoes and toast
with iced tea
ahthangyewverrymush
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Just stick it all on a plate and I'll leave what I don't like.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I voted and my job is done.
I'll take interest again when the fat lady has sung.

7 items for breakfast? Are you this guy?


( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:53, Reply)

you know what's terrible about the male figure?
no matter how fat it may be, right?
the penis doesn't get bigger...like he really needs that giant sheet to cover his tiny willy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

It gets absorbed into the body

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)

The 7 item breakfast isn't that big
One of my favourite caff's has a 'everything thrice' breakfast for twelve quid.

THAT is a big breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:58, Reply)

there is a place round here with 'the beast'

I took this a little while ago, but I believe it's the same. When the foot and mouth crisis was on they had to stop selling it as they couldn't get enough meat.
btw: when they say beans, spaghetti and everything, they mean whole tins of it. And a shit load of chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Tsk
'Small orange juice' what the fuck were they thinking?

(I'll make no mention of the lack of black or white pudding).

Where was this taken? (Purely for research purposes you understand).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:22, Reply)

swansea
you only get black pudding in the builder's breakfast. Also bear in mind that their fried bread contains more fat than bread as if it's been soaked in lard for some years prior to deep frying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Where EXACTLY in Swansea?
That is cheap as chip!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:49, Reply)

uplands diner
it's a classic place to go when hungover, then across to the uplands tavern for vodka and orange. Actually, it's been a while since I did that, I'm old and boring these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Chips should never be served for breakfast.

(Cave Duck, Fri 7 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I had home made caffinated flapjacks for breakfast
and just finished a light supper of ben and jerrys ice cream eaten with a crunchie instead of a spoon.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Multiply individual items to taste
Bacon
Sausage
Black Pudding
Fried Egg
Beans
Mushrooms
Fried Bread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Well now
Bacon
Sausages
Mushrooms
Fried tomatoes
Poached egg
Black pudding
Potato scone

OK, maybe the last one's more of a Scottish breakfast thing than an English one, but it's mighty fine.

And yes, I voted today, but I'm not for staying up to see the results. Tomorrow will do fine.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I have a busy day tomorrow.
I'll get my news from the morning internet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Black pudding
and six pints.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Of Guinness.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 22:34, Reply)

hmm
potato scones
square sausage
bacon
links sausage
fried diced potatoes
french bread (or toast for Monty)
and a little scrambled egg
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Tasty
Bacon
Sausage
Mushrooms
Hash Brown
Tea. Lots of tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

tomorrows breakfast
could be under Tory rule (albeit minority) if BBC reports are accurate
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)

speaking as a scot who remembers thatcher
if you cunts have voted tory we're fucked
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:17, Reply)

how sad
"More than one million Facebook users have used the "I've voted" button" on BBC text news
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Mmmmm
Black pudding (a whole one)
Sausages (multiple of item counts as one, my rules, see beans)
Bacons
Lamb Chops
Mushrooms
Fried eggs
Beans
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I think the lack of fried onions in these brekkies is pretty shocking
Square sausage (aka slice)
Link sausages
Bacon and cheese omelette
Stornoway black pudding
Potato scones
Potato waffles
Beans
A whole onion, fried

And another 2 hours in my wanking chariot.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Too much bloody potato in some peoples breakfast
That's wrong. Potato's are for dinner not breakfast. Also see: potato is served hot, therefore potato salad is an abomination.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:08, Reply)

while i disagree with your first point
your second is very very right
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I shall tolerate your potato for breakfast heresy
based on your adherence to doctrine on the Hot Potato Question.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:23, Reply)

death to tolerance!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Spud Salad is the EVIL

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Yay!
I'm not alone! *feels momentarily warm inside*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:56, Reply)

But it is.
EVIL I tells ya!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 May 2010, 1:05, Reply)

hmm

potato scones
black pudding
beans (Heinz!)
buttered toast
square sausage
bacon
scrambled egg

Irn Bru to wash it all down
(Twinx, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:39, Reply)