I've always thought it would be good fun to do voiceovers
Partly for the pleasure of being paid to talk, and the possibility of being able to read the Shipping Forecast one day.

But also because of this sketch...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've had three people tell me I've got the perfect voice for voiceover work recently.
I told them to fack right orf innit cut your ex-girlfriend in my best Danny Dyer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

So you can do mockney as well?
Very versatile...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Or did they say 'face for radio'...?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

If they said that,
I think you should put on the Monkey Dust actor's voice and tell them you'll
"Bitch-slap them...from one end of the room...to the other."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Speaking of this shit
I watched a couple of episodes of The Ricky Gervais Show, a cartoon over their radio podcast. It had me in stitches but Gervais is just an annoying laughing mong. Karl Pilkington is the star of that show.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Voiceover for imported porn.
My mate used to do that.
"He lavved it. They orl lav it!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Voiceover?
Like a David Attenborough style commentary?

"Here, we see that the blue sofa, which has probably been in this cheap, run-down rented appartment for some years and is stained with more than its fair share of semen and lubricant, is playing host to a trio of fornicating homo sapiens, one of whom has likely had her mammaries enhanced with some form of silicon-based compound. The mating position they have assumed is, it's fair to say, somewhat unnatural. The two males of the species seem to be unaware that their attempt to feritlise the female will be ineffective, as they ejaculate in her colon and over her face respectively..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

That reminds me a stag do I was at years ago.
One of the group had brought some European hardcore (before hardcore was legal in this country) that had a voiceover track.

"Go on. Piss on her tits; she loves it" still haunts me to this day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

One of the first porn films I saw was 'Doppel Faust'
A German hardcore movie, which did involve some tit-pissing-on. Thankfully I didn't grow up thinking this was normal, although I am wary of Ze Germans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

There was also one
Where an executive type woman got out of her sports car on a country road and started wanking off a tramp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)