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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Voiceover for imported porn.
My mate used to do that.
"He lavved it. They orl lav it!"
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Voiceover?
Like a David Attenborough style commentary?

"Here, we see that the blue sofa, which has probably been in this cheap, run-down rented appartment for some years and is stained with more than its fair share of semen and lubricant, is playing host to a trio of fornicating homo sapiens, one of whom has likely had her mammaries enhanced with some form of silicon-based compound. The mating position they have assumed is, it's fair to say, somewhat unnatural. The two males of the species seem to be unaware that their attempt to feritlise the female will be ineffective, as they ejaculate in her colon and over her face respectively..."
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)
That reminds me a stag do I was at years ago.
One of the group had brought some European hardcore (before hardcore was legal in this country) that had a voiceover track.

"Go on. Piss on her tits; she loves it" still haunts me to this day.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)
One of the first porn films I saw was 'Doppel Faust'
A German hardcore movie, which did involve some tit-pissing-on. Thankfully I didn't grow up thinking this was normal, although I am wary of Ze Germans.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)
There was also one
Where an executive type woman got out of her sports car on a country road and started wanking off a tramp.
(, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

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