Oh yes
I wanted to be a helicopter pilot, but my eyes aren't perfect :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Where's Crow?
ACTOR BUMDER ALERT!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I am more concerned about the similarities to Top Gun...
...which is the bumderest of all films.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

A BUMDER, you say, DG?
*deep breath*
*pulls out dead horse and whip*

BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. WE HAVE CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF ANOTHER BUMDER IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY. (I KNOW, ANOTHER ONE. THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THE BUGGERS, EXCUSE THE PUN.) STAGE-ACTING BUMDER CONFIRMED IN THE OFF-TOPIC QUARTERS OF QOTW. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. WATCH CLOSELY FOR THE BUMDER; HE IS AN ACTOR-TYPE AND MAY THEREFORE BE ABLE TO USE HIS ACTING SKILLS TO DISGUISE HIS EYE-WATERINGLY CAMP MINCING AND MANIPULATE YOUR TRUST TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR BOTTOM. EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY. BEWARE OF ACTOR-BUMDER. PROTECT YOUR COLONS. AVOID BEING BUMMED AT ALL COSTS (I'VE HEARD IT'S CONTAGIOUS).
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Good show, Crow.
Good show.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

*takes a bow*
*suddenly remembers self and covers arse with a conveniently-placed square of sheet metal*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

When you do these rants...
...I imagine you shaking your arms about like the robot in Lost in Space.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm with Porkylips
and read it in a Holly voice. It cracks me up every sodding time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Holly Valance?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Holly
as in Red Dwarf computer (Hattie Hayridge version).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Bloody hell.
That is a good call.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haha
This one's getting a click for the preamble.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

No matter how often it's posted
It just never ceases to be funny. To me, anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'll bum you in a minute.
And you'll enjoy it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)