I'm going to a 1940/50's thing tonight, at a local pub
It's VE day themed, it should be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds good
Can I come?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Sure can you get to MK by 9?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

...no. You must be very relieved right now.
Also, even though I live in Norwich, I do have some standards. I'm not going to Milton Keynes for anything less than a Bon Jovi gig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

If you're going to milton keynes it's one of the best things to do.
It's where the beautiful people go about once a month and get hammered.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

So all of Milton Keynes' beautiful people can fit inside a single pub?
Quite some boast. Maybe people give it more of a hard time than it deserves!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Honestly, it's great.
Hot, slightly 'alternanative' girls in 50's clothes and make up. Everyone is friendly £1 shots £2.50 cocktails.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

do you work for the Milton Keynes tourist board?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You'd bloody love it too.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Meh
I don't like leaving the house.

*dons blanket and cats*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

They do pole dancing classes in the same pub.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

What are slightly alternative girls?

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Women with tatoos but not on their knuckles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Ah I see.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You are selling pretty fucking well
I'm looking up train timetables as we speak. Be afraid, Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I enjoy it a lot, but I wouldn't travel to Norwich for it.
if you know what I mean.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Don't panic
There's no way I can be bothered to undertake something so arduous this evening. Plus I might have a hard time selling it to Ms Foxtrot.

"Last night I went to Milton Keynes to meet someone I hardly know off of the internet"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

To stare at girls

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Why not - you fell for her 'away with the girls for a hen night' line.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Pre-op transexuals

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

E day D
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

VD
was renamed STD a while ago. But that caused an obvious confusion with telephone codes, so I believe such things are now referred to as sexually transmitted infections.

But an STI sounds like a souped up Vauxhall Astra to me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

STD was renamed STI because it's more accurate,
HIV is an infection but not a disease, as are a few other STI's.
It has nothing to do with dialing codes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I still call it clap or pox
None of your PC names for a dose, where I come from.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)