I hate you.
But only if you're a duck.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Homophobe.
If a man is elbow deep in my Gary it is my business.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hmm.
Is that what's to blame for your incontinence?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That is more to do with the smack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Jesus, how did this one slip under the radar?
BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. EMERGENCY SITUATION INVOLVING A REAL-LIFE SUSPECTED BUMDER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM BEING DRILLED.

THERE IS SOME SUSPICION THAT THE BUMDER MAY BE IDENTIFIABLE BY A FELLOW BUMDER UP TO HIS ELBOW IN THE PRIMARY BUMDER'S BACK PASSAGE. BE VIGILANT FOR SUCH A SIGHT; AT ANY RATE IT SHOULD MAKE IT FAIRLY FUCKING OBVIOUS. IN CASE OF THE SECONDARY BUMDER HAVING BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PRIMARY, ALSO BE VIGILANT FOR ANY OTHER SIGNS OF BUMDERISH BEHAVIOUR, PARTICULARLY THE FEEL OF A THROBBING ERECT MANPENIS NEAR YOUR RINGPIECE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

this is going to get old fast

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yup.
But until such time as it does...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Not to me it isn't...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Bitch!
*runs crying from room, mascara streaming down face*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)