Jesus, how did this one slip under the radar?
BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. EMERGENCY SITUATION INVOLVING A REAL-LIFE SUSPECTED BUMDER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM BEING DRILLED.

THERE IS SOME SUSPICION THAT THE BUMDER MAY BE IDENTIFIABLE BY A FELLOW BUMDER UP TO HIS ELBOW IN THE PRIMARY BUMDER'S BACK PASSAGE. BE VIGILANT FOR SUCH A SIGHT; AT ANY RATE IT SHOULD MAKE IT FAIRLY FUCKING OBVIOUS. IN CASE OF THE SECONDARY BUMDER HAVING BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PRIMARY, ALSO BE VIGILANT FOR ANY OTHER SIGNS OF BUMDERISH BEHAVIOUR, PARTICULARLY THE FEEL OF A THROBBING ERECT MANPENIS NEAR YOUR RINGPIECE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this is going to get old fast

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yup.
But until such time as it does...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Not to me it isn't...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Bitch!
*runs crying from room, mascara streaming down face*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)